TOS Caption Contest #154: "I Think The Captain Should Have That Line"

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  1. Shatmandu

    Shatmandu Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Hiya, folks.

    I've got a touch of something (body aches and stomach flip-flops, but no explosive diarrhea), so lets get right to it before I spew tonight's Ruth's Chris meal all over the joint.

    The best of the best this week, including a first time winner, a slew of Spock Awards (now with spiffy new medallion), and captain crow getting his FIFTH Spock Award in a row (!) are:










    Even wanting to barf, those all made me laugh. Nicely done.

    This week's shots are:

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    And the odd-man-out is:

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    Should be fun.

    Joe, should be better



    TOS Caption Contest Pantheon of Winners

    26138 (3x)
    A beaker full of death (4x)
    Adam Ihle (4x)
    AlphaTrionTJW
    Alrik (2x)
    Alyssa (3x)
    ancient
    Atavachron (2x)
    Bad Atom (2x)
    Battrekker
    brian
    Cakes488
    CaptainJon
    captain crow (12x) [​IMG] *** FIFTH SPOCK AWARD IN A ROW! HE CANNOT BE STOPPED OR REASONED WITH!***
    Captain Kate (2x)
    Classic Fan
    commodore64
    cooleddie74 (23x)
    Corallis
    cultcross
    Cuhl
    DeafPoet
    Defcon (2x)
    Deranged Nastat (2X) *** BIG WINNER! ***
    Diesel Micky Dolenz (12x)
    Dohlman
    DrBob (14x)
    DS9Sega (7x)
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    EnsignHarper (2X)
    FishDS9
    galleywest (4x)
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    Gertch (28x) [​IMG]*** SPOCK AWARD! DOUBLE BIG WINNER! ***
    goldbug (3x)
    Guartho
    Haggis and Tatties
    Hambone (3x)
    highlander (12x)
    Isis (2X)
    Jackson_Roykirk
    J. Allen (2x)
    jayrath
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    Jeri
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    John_Picard (4x)
    Jonas Grumby (4x)
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  2. Shatmandu

    Shatmandu Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Re: TOS Caption Contest #154: "I Think The Captain Should Have That Li

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    Kirk: "Could you do that eye-roll thing on Scotty? Sometimes, his attitude really chaps my ass."


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    Chekov: "I am vhearing my duty uniform. Vhy do you ask?"


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    Trekkie: "I refuse to buy these until they put his insignia in the canon-accepted location."


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  3. Jonas Grumby

    Jonas Grumby Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Re: TOS Caption Contest #154: "I Think The Captain Should Have That Li

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    Kirk: "I'd like to believe you, Charlie, but the fact remains they went missing from Yeoman Rand's lingerie drawer and turned up under your mattress..."


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    Chekov: "You have reached the science station of Meester Spock. Meester Spock is not awailable right now, but if you vill give me your name and number, he vill get back to you."
     
  4. 26138

    26138 Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Re: TOS Caption Contest #154: "I Think The Captain Should Have That Li

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    Kirk: Charlie, do you like movies about gladiators?
     
  5. Rat Boy

    Rat Boy Vice Admiral Admiral

    Re: TOS Caption Contest #154: "I Think The Captain Should Have That Li

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    Charlie: "But why do you have the books in backwards?"

    Kirk: "All right, so I like the Twilight novels. Promise not to tell anyone?"

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    Chekov: "So Keptin, are you vith Team Edvard or Team Jacob?"

    Kirk: "Fucking Charlie!"

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  6. Valin

    Valin Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Re: TOS Caption Contest #154: "I Think The Captain Should Have That Li

    Kirk: "Bones, I got the idea for this from the mirror universe. I call it a portable Tantulus Field. Watch what happens when I press this button."
     
  7. Gertch

    Gertch Admiral

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    Re: TOS Caption Contest #154: "I Think The Captain Should Have That Li

    Thanks for the win!

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  8. Mysterion

    Mysterion Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Re: TOS Caption Contest #154: "I Think The Captain Should Have That Li

    Kirk: No, you won't go blind, but you should use some sort of lotion to avoid chaffing...
     
  9. Rat Boy

    Rat Boy Vice Admiral Admiral

    Re: TOS Caption Contest #154: "I Think The Captain Should Have That Li

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    Khan (off screen): "HIM! He's the one who upperdecked my toilet! I never forget a feces!"
     
  10. Triskelion

    Triskelion Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Re: TOS Caption Contest #154: "I Think The Captain Should Have That Li

    Thanks for the win Shatmandu!

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    Charlie there comes a time in a young man's life, when his body starts going through -
    Oh no. NO.
    - and he starts to get these urges -
    Really, you don't have to.
    - to invest his soda-jerk income -
    ...huh?
    - in a government bond or savings bank.
    ...dude wtf?
    - but keep your filthy gobs outta my stack or I'll space you like that last manboy we had around here Chekov.

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    Chekov: Sir, a sotted Meester Scott spotted Spock in a wessel on a wector weering to Vulcan - ah dammit!
    Kirk: This one's going on subspace Youtube.
     
  11. Rat Boy

    Rat Boy Vice Admiral Admiral

    Re: TOS Caption Contest #154: "I Think The Captain Should Have That Li

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    Charlie: "Don't you think that's a little...much?"

    Kirk: "Sorry, can't hear you. Read the sign."
     
  12. Corallis

    Corallis Ensign Red Shirt

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    Re: TOS Caption Contest #154: "I Think The Captain Should Have That Li

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    Now with 50% less arsenic!
     
  13. Shatmandu

    Shatmandu Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Re: TOS Caption Contest #154: "I Think The Captain Should Have That Li

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    Charlie: "Why don't you have your books on your bookcase spine-out?"



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    Kirk: "Did you really tell Khan you wanted to make tea with his underpants?"

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    And here's a blank.
     
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  14. Yeoman Randi

    Yeoman Randi Vice Admiral Admiral

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    :guffaw: Score!

    Joe, hope you feel better soon!
     
  15. Mysterion

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    "Theeeeeey're Logical!"
     
  16. Mysterion

    Mysterion Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Kirk (to self): First Katie Couric...now this. I really miss Walter Cronkite...
     
  17. Kahloke

    Kahloke Lieutenant Junior Grade Red Shirt

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    Re: TOS Caption Contest #154: "I Think The Captain Should Have That Li

    In these, the final throes of my undergrad, the TOS caption contest has become my sole source of the shits and giggles.

    Thanks for keeping me sane, guys. Thanks for the win Joe! May you be blessed with more giggles and fewer shits in the days to come.

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    Trek BBS TOS Caption Contester: "I refuse to caption this until they put his afro in the canon-accepted location."
     
  18. Shatmandu

    Shatmandu Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Re: TOS Caption Contest #154: "I Think The Captain Should Have That Li

    I'm all good. Must have been a 24-hour thing. Thanks for the well-wishes!

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    Kirk: "As cool as me? That'd take a lot of eye-rolls, kid. Start small, grow a pair, and make yourself less pathetic."
     
  19. Shatmandu

    Shatmandu Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Re: TOS Caption Contest #154: "I Think The Captain Should Have That Li

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    Kirk: "When your shift's over, would you like to come over and see what color my nacelle cap is?"
     
  20. The Squire of Gothos

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    Kirk: "Ok, you want me to call the bridge and start talking about nuclear vessels"

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