TOS Caption Contest #153: Thanksgiving: Eating, Fighting, & Loneliness

[jep]

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Spock: "Are you as turned on as I am?"

Kirk: "More."

Spock: "Good... then this part won't be all that bad for you. (Sound of velcro coming undone.)

Kirk: "Oh dear god, no.... "


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[Shatmandu]

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[Rat Boy]

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Michael Okuda (off camera): "You know, this might be a little too much. Let's just stick with the Nokia sign."

 

[Shatmandu]

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Spock: "We don't take American Express, bitch."

 

[scottydog]

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Spock: "Your death is brought to you by Cadillac. Test drive a Cadillac SRX today. Any last requests?"

Kirk: "... a Miller Lite, please.... fewer... calories... than a regular beer...."

 

[scottydog]

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Spock was put in "time out" when, in a blatant display of political incorrectness, he asked for white meat at Thanksgiving.

Scotty: "I dunna know why I'm the only one wearin' a dress. Wasn't everyone told this was a cross-dressing party?"

Woman next to Kirk, in a deep voice: "I was told."

<Kirk quickly removes hand from his crotch>>

 

[Shatmandu]

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Spock: "Nurse Chapel? Spock here. You have five minutes. Bring an enema kit."

Miranda: "The nurse said you didn't have any."
Kirk: "We're out of enema kits?"
McCoy: "That's crazy. We had hundreds last inventory."
<Spock shifts in seat.>

 

[Rat Boy]

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In the future, Hooters restaurants are standard issue on starships.

 

[jep]

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Kirk: "You're all in for quite a treat after dinner. Mr. Sulu has been gracious enough to agree to show us his home movies of the bath houses of San Francisco."


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[Shatmandu]

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Larry Marvick: "I couldn't help but notice the decore over there ..."
Kirk, turning in seat: "Oh, yes, the fucking real estate salesmen send those calendars all the time. Hate to waste."

 

[Alyssa]

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Spock, to the guard: T'Rik, man is that you, HEEEY, how are ya? Busy, na just takin a minute ta choke a bitch, but what about you, ya ever hook up with that nasty ass barmaid?

 

[Gepard]

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"Fascinating."

 

[scottydog]

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Kirk: "Mr. Spock, I'm sick of your half-breed interference."

Spock: "I'm sorry, Captain, but I must straighten your necktie."

 

[scottydog]

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Nimoy, on a break, watching his favorite episode, The Enema Within.

 

[Shatmandu]

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Spock: "Oh, so that's what MILF stand for."

Spock: "Hmm. I remember Space:1999 as being a shit-lot better than this ..."

 

[Rat Boy]

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In the Prime Universe, it was Spock who had the Tantalus Field.

 

[scottydog]

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Spock: "I'm sick of you karate-chopping your opponents. Don't you see how much better strangling is?"

Kirk: "...Spock... you... are a.... pain... in the neck...."

 

[Shatmandu]

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Kirk: "It's not the strangling I mind so much, it's the ball-stepping."

 

[scottydog]

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Spock: "Captain, let me spot you on these last few sit-ups."

Kirk: "Spock, your penis hanging out of your pants does NOT motivate me to churn out these last few sit-ups."

 

[Triskelion]

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Two hundred dollar painting my ass. Corkboard and PVC at the Home Depot, three dollars. Who's laughing now, fools.

Spock: YOU NEVER TAKE THE MIDDLE URINAL!