TOS Caption Contest #153: Thanksgiving: Eating, Fighting, & Loneliness

[Anji]

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"Now wait a minute. How much do we owe for the tip? Ten...15 percent?"

"I told you it was my turn to get the drumsticks this year!"

Spock relaxes as he catches Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.

 

[Kahloke]

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[scottydog]

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^

Kirk: "...Spock... don't look now... but an English Frenchman... from the future... is drawing happy faces in your half-breed flatulence...."

Spock: "You expect me to fall for that one AGAIN, Captain?"

 

[Shatmandu]

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Picard: "Gentlemen, please. When confronted with a dangerous situation, I just leave the bridge and have a staff meeting. Sometimes, there's bagels!"

 

[John Picard]

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Picard: "Gentlemen, please. When confronted with a dangerous situation, I just leave the bridge and have a staff meeting. Sometimes, there's bagels!"

 

[26138]

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Picard: "Gentlemen, please. When confronted with a dangerous situation, I just leave the bridge and have a staff meeting. Sometimes, there's bagels!"

Kirstie Alley (offscreen): Did someone say bagels?!

 

[seigezunt]

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ouch!

 

[Nerys Myk]

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Picard: "Gentlemen, please. When confronted with a dangerous situation, I just leave the bridge and have a staff meeting. Sometimes, there's bagels!"

Kirk: We prefer quay-sants

Picard beats them both to death.

 

[scottydog]

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Picard: "Gentlemen, please. When confronted with a dangerous situation, I just leave the bridge and have a staff meeting. Sometimes, there's bagels!"

Spock: "His shirt is torn, and he won't mend it."

Picard: "Make it sew."

 

[Mistral]

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Kirk: "And what would you like, Miranda?"

Miranda: "An end to this meal! You realize we've been eating the same food since back in November, don't you?"

 

[Eleanor_zhDarjel]

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McCoy thinking "That's it Jim, flirt with the girl, she dumps you and I post it on YouTube. "

 

[Triskelion]

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Picard: If my robot turned on me when he was overheating I would use something I call "The Stinknuts Maneuver".
Kirk: Not...helping!

 

[Triskelion]

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Miranda: Why do I feel like I'm wearing a porkchop necklace.
Scotty: Aye. Oh aye. Better than my slim jim idea.

 

[Volpone_the_Fox]

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Kirk: "And what would you like, Miranda?"
Miranda: "An end to this meal! You realize we've been eating the same food since back in November, don't you?"

Kirk: "Alright, one piece of pie and we're outtahere!"
McCoy & Scotty: "Mmm, pie!"
(Is it over yet?)

 

[Eleanor_zhDarjel]

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For the last time, it's football and not soccer human!!!