TOS Caption Contest #154: "I Think The Captain Should Have That Line"
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Re: TOS Caption Contest #154: "I Think The Captain Should Have That Li
Well it's impossible to beat the instant classic Carl's cereal, but here's:
Well it's impossible to beat the instant classic Carl's cereal, but here's:
Re: TOS Caption Contest #154: "I Think The Captain Should Have That Li
Thanks for the win!
"Is Mr. Spock wearing eye-liner?"
Kirk: "This is her Ladyship Spockette. Spock...is no more"
"Since when?!"
Kirk: "He had a...crisis..."
Thanks for the win!
"Is Mr. Spock wearing eye-liner?"
Kirk: "This is her Ladyship Spockette. Spock...is no more"
"Since when?!"
Kirk: "He had a...crisis..."
Re: TOS Caption Contest #154: "I Think The Captain Should Have That Li
Don Draper (OS): "Nice paste-up, Sal. Except...geez, where did you get that image of Nimoy, from a makeup how-to article in Tranny World magazine?"
Don Draper (OS): "Nice paste-up, Sal. Except...geez, where did you get that image of Nimoy, from a makeup how-to article in Tranny World magazine?"
Re: TOS Caption Contest #154: "I Think The Captain Should Have That Li
Wow, that's gotta be a winner!
Kirk, to monitor: "Doctor McCoy, please come to my quarters."
McCoy, filtered: "I hate it when you call and all I see is your crotch."
Wow, that's gotta be a winner!
Re: TOS Caption Contest #154: "I Think The Captain Should Have That Li
Chekov; "Keptin, I have put out a ship wide call for Amanda Huginkiss, I.P. Freely, Jacques Strap, Seymour Butz and Homer Sexual, none of them appear to on board."
Kirk; <snigger>
Chekov; "Keptin, I have put out a ship wide call for Amanda Huginkiss, I.P. Freely, Jacques Strap, Seymour Butz and Homer Sexual, none of them appear to on board."
Kirk; <snigger>
Re: TOS Caption Contest #154: "I Think The Captain Should Have That Li
Chekov: Keptin did you know there was a switch that turns off all the noise on the bridge? Meester Spock has been concealing it vith his hand for years.
Kirk: Bastard!
Chekov: Keptin did you know there was a switch that turns off all the noise on the bridge? Meester Spock has been concealing it vith his hand for years.
Kirk: Bastard!
Re: TOS Caption Contest #154: "I Think The Captain Should Have That Li
Why can't I wait in the green room?
Because you're waiting with your Aunt May, that's why.
Why can't I wait in the green room?
Because you're waiting with your Aunt May, that's why.
Re: TOS Caption Contest #154: "I Think The Captain Should Have That Li
Charlie: "Is Janice in the caption contest waiting room?"
Kirk: "Yep. A couple of her. The older one is less repressed sexually, so look her up and give it a shot. Older women like to screw, and they're not worried about being a virgin when they get married or about Jesus or any of that shit. Winner, winner, chicken dinner."
<Charlie nods.>
Charlie: "Is Janice in the caption contest waiting room?"
Kirk: "Yep. A couple of her. The older one is less repressed sexually, so look her up and give it a shot. Older women like to screw, and they're not worried about being a virgin when they get married or about Jesus or any of that shit. Winner, winner, chicken dinner."
<Charlie nods.>
Re: TOS Caption Contest #154: "I Think The Captain Should Have That Li
Kirk: “WAZZUP!”
Kirk: “Yeah, Spock may know how to ‘choke a bitch’ but my ‘sex-face’ beats that all to hell!”
(I got nothing specific, just a bunch of crap)
Shoulda tried ‘Sugar Spocks’ or something
Kirk: “WAZZUP!”
Kirk: “Yeah, Spock may know how to ‘choke a bitch’ but my ‘sex-face’ beats that all to hell!”
(I got nothing specific, just a bunch of crap)
Shoulda tried ‘Sugar Spocks’ or something
Re: TOS Caption Contest #154: "I Think The Captain Should Have That Li
Kirk: *muttering to self* "C'mon you lousy SOB. I know you're the one hacking into Rand's webcam and getting a free show."
Kirk: *muttering to self* "C'mon you lousy SOB. I know you're the one hacking into Rand's webcam and getting a free show."