TOS Caption Contest #154: "I Think The Captain Should Have That Line"

[The Squire of Gothos]

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Kirk: "Doctor McCoy was concerned about some adult material you've been downloading on your computer."

Charlie: "But this is Mr Sulu's computer!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

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[Rat Boy]

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You forgot the extra "sugar" on the cereal.

 

[Shatmandu]

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Kirk: "Women are, are ... like fine wine, Charlie: the best are the ones paid for by someone else."

Kirk: "Did the Russians inwent the reverse-cowgirl?"
Chekov: "Of course."
Kirk: "Report to my quarters immediately."

 

[MANT!]

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But Captain Kirk, it was such a good title..
"Babysitter In Chains" ,
I just HAD to see it!

 

[Nerys Myk]

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CHARLIE: Is that what passes for art in the Federation?

KIRK: Yes. Framed sparkle cloth is quite popular.

CHARLIE: Is it too late to return me to Antos?

 

[Jonas Grumby]

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Kirk: "Charlie, there are a million things in this universe you can have and million things you can't. Although, on Wrigley's Pleasure Planet, the odds are much more in your favor."

 

[Triskelion]

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Charlie: I notice none of your books have cracked spines.
Kirk: So much for my innovative new stacking method.

You vere right, Keptin. This vun is all gumdrops and a blue lightbulb.

 

[Shatmandu]

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Kirk: "Urge to kill rising ... rising ..."

Kirk, clicking it off, turning in chair: "Mister Spock, what you choose to do on leave is your business, until it rises to the level of crimes against humanity."

 

[Drob]

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Charlie: <rolls eyes> "There, I re-programmed your computer"
Computer: [om nom nom]
Kirk: "Ohmy!"

 

[Shatmandu]

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After Jonas Grumby ...

Kirk: "Charlie, there are a million things in this universe you can have and million things you can't. Yeoman Rand is one you can, but you have to do that eyeroll thing and give me a bigger wang first."

 

[Nerys Myk]

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CHARLIE: Who's the hottie? You tapping that?

KIRK: That's my mother!!!!

CHARLIE: Your dad still alive?

WINONA: So Mister Big Shot Captain finally calls his mother!!!! George Jr, he calls every week!!!

KIRK: Uh yeah....about that.

 

[Drob]

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<filtered through tinny speaker> "Greatest little Hobbit of them all..."

Kirk: <clicking buttons> "It's on every single subspace channel!" <punches monitor>

 

[Shatmandu]

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Spock: "Captain, I have decided to remain on Earth, move to Utah, and marry several of these sweatshirted dancing girls."
Kirk, switching off: "Goddamned Mormons."

 

[Jonas Grumby]

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Shatner: "Yes, Leonard, I meant it when I said I shared your disappointment with the quality of these third-season scripts. And I meant it when I said we might as well just start phoning in our performances. But I didn't mean literally!"

 

[Shatmandu]

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Kirk: "Don't mind Chekov, Charlie. The HR Department says he has to be there when I have any young men in my quarters."
Chekov: "There vas some ... unpleasantness ..."

 

[Rat Boy]

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Kirk: "Seemed like a good idea at the time."

 

[Nerys Myk]

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CHARLIE: You had all your copies of Playboy bound in leather? Classy!

 

[Shatmandu]

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Kirk, to monitor: "Doctor McCoy, please come to my quarters."
McCoy, filtered: "I hate it when you call and all I see is your crotch."

 

[Triskelion]

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Kirk: Oh Spock, you and your practical jokes....