TOS Caption Contest #153: Thanksgiving: Eating, Fighting, & Loneliness

[Nerys Myk]

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Spock prepares for another day working with humans.

 

[Shatmandu]

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^^^

Scotty: "Yer needed on the Bridge, lad."

 

[Triskelion]

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You've got voles, laddie. All day job. Gonna cost ya.

 

[Triskelion]

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Miranda: So how does this work? Do you each buy me dinner one at a time?
Yeoman on right: What do you think you've been doing here?

That's right, Mrs. Garret. Get strict.

Kirk: Not the Bifurcated titty twister!

 

[scottydog]

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Kirk: "... Is... this... how... Elin... kicked... Tiger's ... ass?"

Spock: "I believe I am being far more merciful than she."

 

[Rat Boy]

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Spock: "I don't understand how anyone in these caption contest could possibly think that life around here is actually like that."

*NSFW language warning*

 

[Hambone]

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Spock, thinking: Seen it...seen it...crap...seen it...Yes!!! 24 hours of "A Christmas Story!" Ah, Ralphie, my young friend...will you never learn?

 

[seigezunt]

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Ever since Starfleet made their people file logs on Twitter, Spock was at a loss on how to compress his thoughts down to 140 characters.

All I can think of for this one is how I buy tons of toys for my 2 yo, and he just plays in the pea gravel around the deck.

We reach.

 

[Rat Boy]

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Spock: "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking."

Once in a while, Spock liked to dress up and sing like Lady GaGa.

 

[seigezunt]

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[seigezunt]

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[seigezunt]

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[scottydog]

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Spock: "I fail to understand why he isn't called Sponge Bob Cyclic quadrilateral pants."

Spock: "Time to build the 3rd prototype. Gum-C will replace Gum-B."

 

[Rat Boy]

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Terrell: "I didn't spend a year locked up with the other caption contest characters just to be served motherfucking food cubes when I got out!"

 

[Gertch]

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I had tried something similar but couldn't think of a funny line.

 

[Volpone_the_Fox]

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Spock: "Perhaps the internet will provide an answer to the static problem with your new toupee, Captain."

 

[Rat Boy]

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Kirk (singing): "Can't read my, can't read my, no you can't my poker face, poker face! Na na na na na na!"

Spock: "It's times like this I wish there was a deadly reactor leak I could try to fix."

 

[Jonas Grumby]

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Spock: "A little to the left, Captain...a little more...hold it, right there! Now I'm getting a really good picture. Oh! Maude's on tonight!"

 

[Gertch]

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I knew I should have left it to you guys!

 

[Rat Boy]

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Spock: "I'm in the mood for scotch."

*BOOM!*

Scotty: "Did somebody say scotch?!"