Re: TOS Caption Contest #153: Thanksgiving: Eating, Fighting, & Loneli
KIRK: Cement floors on a starship?
KIRK: Cement floors on a starship?
TOS Caption Contest #153: Thanksgiving: Eating, Fighting, & Loneliness
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Re: TOS Caption Contest #153: Thanksgiving: Eating, Fighting, & Loneli
It was at that very moment that Kirk realised that maybe Engineering wasn't the smartest place to set up the Slip 'n Slide.
It was at that very moment that Kirk realised that maybe Engineering wasn't the smartest place to set up the Slip 'n Slide.
Re: TOS Caption Contest #153: Thanksgiving: Eating, Fighting, & Loneli
Scotty: "Damn Thanksgiving weekend...57,000 channels and nothing on except koon-ut-kal-if-fee."
Spock punished himself for forgetting a decimal place by spending 8 hours in a simulated 21st Century office cubicle.
Scotty: "Damn Thanksgiving weekend...57,000 channels and nothing on except koon-ut-kal-if-fee."
Spock punished himself for forgetting a decimal place by spending 8 hours in a simulated 21st Century office cubicle.
Re: TOS Caption Contest #153: Thanksgiving: Eating, Fighting, & Loneli
SPOCK: Once again the crew is behind on their TPS Reports. I shall have to issue another memo.
SPOCK: Once again the crew is behind on their TPS Reports. I shall have to issue another memo.
Re: TOS Caption Contest #153: Thanksgiving: Eating, Fighting, & Loneli
The 23rd Century: sexism and kitchen slaves -- 300 years of progress between the sexes. Not much. Also, you don't get paid.
The 23rd Century: sexism and kitchen slaves -- 300 years of progress between the sexes. Not much. Also, you don't get paid.
Re: TOS Caption Contest #153: Thanksgiving: Eating, Fighting, & Loneli
GUARD: Crap I had 50 quatloos on the Human
SPOCK: (Thinking) "Oh so this is what bukkake is?"
GUARD: Crap I had 50 quatloos on the Human
SPOCK: (Thinking) "Oh so this is what bukkake is?"
Re: TOS Caption Contest #153: Thanksgiving: Eating, Fighting, & Loneli
Beans....Haagis.....veggie platter. Who had the ham?
Beans....Haagis.....veggie platter. Who had the ham?
Re: TOS Caption Contest #153: Thanksgiving: Eating, Fighting, & Loneli
Jones "You shouldn't be so cocky, Captain. The fact is you're the only one at this table I haven't."
Spock: "Now do you believe in the no-win scenario?"
Spock: "Hmm, these Photoshopped images of Captain Kirk in Lieutenant Commander Finney's personal files are...disturbing."
Jones "You shouldn't be so cocky, Captain. The fact is you're the only one at this table I haven't."
Spock: "Now do you believe in the no-win scenario?"
Spock: "Hmm, these Photoshopped images of Captain Kirk in Lieutenant Commander Finney's personal files are...disturbing."
Re: TOS Caption Contest #153: Thanksgiving: Eating, Fighting, & Loneli
Bloody hell! So this is where the trail of porn leads!
Bloody hell! So this is where the trail of porn leads!
Re: TOS Caption Contest #153: Thanksgiving: Eating, Fighting, & Loneli
Kirk: "Ah, the final course. Clear the table and we'll begin the traditional gangbang. I'd offer you the blindfold, but heh I guess you won't be needing it."
Kirk: "Next time, you be evil Superman, and I'll be good Superman, and I can throttle you."
Spock: "It's been fifteen minutes, why hasn't she replied to my e-mail? I knew it. She hates me."
Kirk: "Next time you be Gimli, and I'll toss you."
Kirk: "Ah, the final course. Clear the table and we'll begin the traditional gangbang. I'd offer you the blindfold, but heh I guess you won't be needing it."
Kirk: "Next time, you be evil Superman, and I'll be good Superman, and I can throttle you."
Spock: "It's been fifteen minutes, why hasn't she replied to my e-mail? I knew it. She hates me."
Kirk: "Next time you be Gimli, and I'll toss you."
Re: TOS Caption Contest #153: Thanksgiving: Eating, Fighting, & Loneli
Miranda, rubbing nose: "I'm allergic to cats. <sneezes> It's almost like someone here's been holding a cat for a week."
<Spock brushes his tunic with his fingertips.>
Spock: "Yep, the turkey's done."
Miranda, rubbing nose: "I'm allergic to cats. <sneezes> It's almost like someone here's been holding a cat for a week."
<Spock brushes his tunic with his fingertips.>
Spock: "Yep, the turkey's done."
Re: TOS Caption Contest #153: Thanksgiving: Eating, Fighting, & Loneli
It was a quiet week in space, so James Kirk took up break-dancing.
Oh no. I can anticipate the next photoshop!
