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TOS Caption Contest #153: Thanksgiving: Eating, Fighting, & Loneliness

Re: TOS Caption Contest #153: Thanksgiving: Eating, Fighting, & Loneli

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Crewman in gold: "Captain, can't you look where you're going? I just did my best 'Downward facing dog' since I started yoga and you had to ram right into me."
 
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Thanks very much for the win, Joe!

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The unique composition of Vulcan's atmosphere has the surprising effect of rendering plomeek farts visible to the naked eye. Note T'Pau, at left behind column.

Going two columns to the right, it was clear that T'Pau wasn't the only one who partook of the plomeek.
 
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Rule Number One for play: Always Remember Your Safeword.
 
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Kirk: I think it was the good Dr. Jones here. I didn't have any of the turnips.
 
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Just when Spock was whipping his ass at Battleship, Kirk had to take a bathroom break. Typical.
 
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Scotty (scoffing OS): "Och! So much for the 'evils of alcohol'! We never had this many fights in this joint before that first refit, back when there was a workin' brewery in here!"
 
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KIRK: By the way Dr. Jones, in honor of your great great grandfather, we're serving chilled monkey brains.
 
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Next on the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day parade, the Vulcan All-Glockenspiel Marching Band!

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Yeoman: “Who wants a drumstick?”
Marvick: “I do! I do!”
Kirk: “I’ll take a breast!” *wiggles eyebrows*
Dr. Jones: “Predictable.”
Scotty: “Wha? Do ye nay have Haggis?!?”
Spock: “Any tofu?”
Yeoman: *sigh*
 
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After a tough duty shift on the Bridge Spock relaxes to his favorite log entries.
 
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Waiting for bifurcationlonelyhearts.com to load.
 
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IMer: "asl?"

Spock: "74m"

IMer: "ewww."
 
Re: TOS Caption Contest #153: Thanksgiving: Eating, Fighting, & Loneli

Thanks for the win, it's been a while since anyone tried the "your controller fell out" trick :)

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Sexual equality in the 23rd century, female redshirts serve seconds, male redshirts come back from a mission as seconds.
 
Re: TOS Caption Contest #153: Thanksgiving: Eating, Fighting, & Loneli

Ok for all of us who didn't get that.. whats it mean heh
 
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Marvick: "You know, I'm glad I survived my days aboard the Kelvin. Imagine how this ship might have looked if something bad happened to me!"
 
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Marvick: "You know, I'm glad I survived my days aboard the Kelvin. Imagine how this ship might have looked if something bad happened to me!"

SCOTTY: It could use a few more lights.
 
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Thanks for the Spock Award Shatmandu! Woo-hoo!

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Kirk: After we're done playing Matrix we'll turn the grav plating up really high and play "Who's not wearing a bra."

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Spock: <drops fork>
Scotty: <crosses legs>

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Bifurcation so was not a Russian invention.

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Kirk: Vulcan beach vollyball is surprisingly strict.
 
Re: TOS Caption Contest #153: Thanksgiving: Eating, Fighting, & Loneli

Ok for all of us who didn't get that.. whats it mean heh
Is it that bad? :alienblush:

I meant, the women serve up bits of meat, but the men come back as scraps of meat ("seconds" in body terms...)...

Ok, I'll just sit this one out :p
 
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