TOS Caption Contest #153: Thanksgiving: Eating, Fighting, & Loneliness
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Re: TOS Caption Contest #153: Thanksgiving: Eating, Fighting, & Loneli
Shit. I honestly didn't notice that. ^^^
The original cap I picked for the "fight" part of Thanksgiving, I changed my mind on. Didn't think it had enough to mess with. Here it is, as a bonus:
Joe, indecisive
Shit. I honestly didn't notice that. ^^^
The original cap I picked for the "fight" part of Thanksgiving, I changed my mind on. Didn't think it had enough to mess with. Here it is, as a bonus:
Joe, indecisive
Re: TOS Caption Contest #153: Thanksgiving: Eating, Fighting, & Loneli
^But it's great to have a strangle theme!
Kirk: "...technically... i'm being choked ... not strangled...."
Kirk, flying: "I'd rather be strangled than have my head rammed into this wall.... plus my ass looks HUGE!"
^But it's great to have a strangle theme!
Kirk: "...technically... i'm being choked ... not strangled...."
Kirk, flying: "I'd rather be strangled than have my head rammed into this wall.... plus my ass looks HUGE!"
Re: TOS Caption Contest #153: Thanksgiving: Eating, Fighting, & Loneli
^
Miranda: "Someone in this room ... is thinking of FUCKING."
Kirk: "Down and dirty."
Spock: "Flawlessly logical."
McCoy: "I'll do you country-style, with gravy."
Scotty: "I'm yer bagpipes, baby."
Marvick: "Can I wear your sensor dress?"
Waitresses: "We're outta here."
<The Vulcans shake the little bell racks.>
McCoy: "What's that mean?"
T'Pau: "Next comes de buggering of de corpse."
McCoy: "... I'll wait."
Spock: "Miss Uhura, Spock here. My shipment of Astroglide arrived. You up for a little Hide-The-Pickles?"
Chekov, filtered: "Uh, she's in the bathroom. I'm covering."
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Miranda: "Someone in this room ... is thinking of FUCKING."
Kirk: "Down and dirty."
Spock: "Flawlessly logical."
McCoy: "I'll do you country-style, with gravy."
Scotty: "I'm yer bagpipes, baby."
Marvick: "Can I wear your sensor dress?"
Waitresses: "We're outta here."
<The Vulcans shake the little bell racks.>
McCoy: "What's that mean?"
T'Pau: "Next comes de buggering of de corpse."
McCoy: "... I'll wait."
Spock: "Miss Uhura, Spock here. My shipment of Astroglide arrived. You up for a little Hide-The-Pickles?"
Chekov, filtered: "Uh, she's in the bathroom. I'm covering."
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Kirk: "I hope you're not feeling overwhelmed by all this attention, but you can understand, an all-male crew alone in space as long as we've been. I mean, Crewmen Malloy and Darnell here have been great for morale, but to finally have a real woman on board..."
Kirk: "I hope you're not feeling overwhelmed by all this attention, but you can understand, an all-male crew alone in space as long as we've been. I mean, Crewmen Malloy and Darnell here have been great for morale, but to finally have a real woman on board..."
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I know others have touched on this, but here's mine:
Spock: "It's gassy work, killin' a man ..."
Kirk, offscreen: "Whoever these two guys are, send them to the brig when they're finished kicking the shit out of each other."
Ben Finney, offscreen: "Yes, sir."
Spock: "The Voyager contest still hasn't changed over?"
I know others have touched on this, but here's mine:
Spock: "It's gassy work, killin' a man ..."
Kirk, offscreen: "Whoever these two guys are, send them to the brig when they're finished kicking the shit out of each other."
Ben Finney, offscreen: "Yes, sir."
Spock: "The Voyager contest still hasn't changed over?"
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Re: TOS Caption Contest #153: Thanksgiving: Eating, Fighting, & Loneli
Kirk: "At least we're not at the kiddie table this year."
Scotty: "Suh, this is the kiddie table. The grown-up table has Cloud Festus, Conway Twitty, and Uncontrollable Diarrhea McCoy."
Uncontrollable Diarrhea McCoy (off camera): "Uh oh!"
Cloud Festus (off camera): "Holliest of Hollies says you need to be put into a rest home."
Kirk: "At least we're not at the kiddie table this year."
Scotty: "Suh, this is the kiddie table. The grown-up table has Cloud Festus, Conway Twitty, and Uncontrollable Diarrhea McCoy."
Uncontrollable Diarrhea McCoy (off camera): "Uh oh!"
Cloud Festus (off camera): "Holliest of Hollies says you need to be put into a rest home."
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Kirk: "Spock, did I ever tell you how I killed Gary Mitchell?"
Spock: "No, you never did."
Kirk: "Let's walk to the back of the arena and I'll tell you the story."
ON SCREEN
Gilbert O'Sullivan: "Alone again, naturally ... "
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_P-v1BVQn8
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Kirk: "Spock, did I ever tell you how I killed Gary Mitchell?"
Spock: "No, you never did."
Kirk: "Let's walk to the back of the arena and I'll tell you the story."
ON SCREEN
Gilbert O'Sullivan: "Alone again, naturally ... "
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_P-v1BVQn8
Re: TOS Caption Contest #153: Thanksgiving: Eating, Fighting, & Loneli
Shatner: I bet Pine gets a better stunt double.
Shatner: I bet Pine gets a better stunt double.
Re: TOS Caption Contest #153: Thanksgiving: Eating, Fighting, & Loneli
Kirk: "Hmm, this reminds me of an old movie. You know, if my name was Kiddo and yours was Gogo, I'd be just seconds away from snuffin' you good right now!"
Kirk: "Hmm, this reminds me of an old movie. You know, if my name was Kiddo and yours was Gogo, I'd be just seconds away from snuffin' you good right now!"
Re: TOS Caption Contest #153: Thanksgiving: Eating, Fighting, & Loneli
Thanks for the wins Shatmandu.
Kirk: You know I prefer the breasts.
Miranda: Sorry Captain, I got the last Turkey breast and you cant have it.
Kirk: I wasn't talking about the Turkey. I was talking about yours.
[theme from "Sanford and Son" emits from viewer]
Spock: Fred Sanford is indeed a heathen.
Kirk: DAMN BOURBON AND BEANS!!!!
Thanks for the wins Shatmandu.
Kirk: You know I prefer the breasts.
Miranda: Sorry Captain, I got the last Turkey breast and you cant have it.
Kirk: I wasn't talking about the Turkey. I was talking about yours.
[theme from "Sanford and Son" emits from viewer]
Spock: Fred Sanford is indeed a heathen.
Kirk: DAMN BOURBON AND BEANS!!!!
