TOS Caption Contest #128 - Record Time

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  1. Voyager

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    Sulu: You look gorgeous today...

    Uhura: will you take you ha--...

    Sulu: are those....prosthetic?
     
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    Uhura: Hikaru, it's been six months and Spock and Scotty working together can't find a way to reverse it. Please, just admit it was NOT a transporter "accident" at all, was it?
     
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    I will change this out shortly but I have my community's sewer planning commission meeting this evening. That's me - in the shit with the rest of the locals.
     
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  14. John Picard

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    Suddenly, my life doesn't sound so mundane ;):p
     
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  18. John Picard

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    Sulu: "Nice turnout for the sewer planning commission meeting, huh?"
    Uhura: "I'm frightened by Outpost4's motion to install in-toilet cameras in all retirement homes."
     
  20. Rat Boy

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    McCoy: "It was all right, but Outpost4 spent most of the time asking how he could get a bag of cats out of his septic system."
     
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