TOS Caption Contest #128 - Record Time

[Outpost4]

The contest will be changed out in the next 24 hours. If you want to get a preview, the Props Re-Used thread continues to be the motherload, in this case in a link to another thread on a different board.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Re: Caption Contest #128 - Record Time

McCoy: "Trauma team to the transporter room, Stat! Spock tried to make a self-referential caption about how long the caption contest was taking and Outpost4 shot him."

 

[Outpost4]

Re: Caption Contest #128 - Record Time

McCoy: The Vulcan ain't laughin' no mo'.

 

[Tan Ru]

McCoy: "Memories...............pressed between the pages of my mind...................."

 

[Shatmandu]

Scotty's cure for when your ladyfriend can't do the deed, due to her monthly friend?

Beam those pesky girlparts into space, widest possible dispersion.

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "Yeah, he saw that link Outpost4 posted. He couldn't believe how much time Trek fans have on their hands."

Scotty: "Aye, she saw all the transporter jokes Shatmandu posted. She cannae believe Trek fans have such dirty minds."

 

[cooleddie74]

MIRA:"That was a funny GOLDEN GIRLS last night..."

 

[cooleddie74]

McCOY:"McCoy to M'Benga...tell Christine we're gonna need that epicac she keeps trying to throw away after all."

 

[Cakes488]

The whole landing party regretted that Spock examined that green sharpie without his tri-corder.
Spock fought the sharpie and the sharpie won.

 

[cooleddie74]

Everyone thought alien chest-bursters were just a myth. Everyone was wrong.

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy: "Enterprise, he says Lt. Romaine lured him down here, then Scotty jumped him and stole his wallet."

Romaine, imitating Spock: "'Holding my arms while Mister Scott kicks my face is not logical.' What a dork. <laughs>"
Scotty: "We got thirty bucks and a free DVD rental."

 

[cooleddie74]

"911...this is Leonard McCoy on planet Neural...

Our first officer just got 'jacked by a carload of mugatus...and he's bleeding!"

Mira could never respect Scotty's flatulence whenever he got horny or nervous.

 

[Alrik]

Romaine: "Gawd......it BURNS!"

Scott: "Dunna blame me lass. Ah told ye, if yer gunna pollish a Vulcan, ye best spit, not swallow."

McCoy: "Transporter Room. Three to beem up. Have an ample supply of liquids on hand. Mr Spocks been sucked dry."

Kirk: "Lucky Bastard."

 

[Alrik]

Scott: "Aye lass, I must admit. Ye do have good jaw depth."

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy: "He kept his eyes open when he sneezed. Pull up any info we have on replacing Vulcan eyes."

 

[cooleddie74]

Yet another senseless victim of Nyquil overdose.

 

[Rat Boy]

She tried to hold her breath while waiting for the next caption contest, but she couldn't.

 

[Zachary Smith]

Scotty (thinking): Och! Ev'ry bloody time she sees "When Harry Met Sally" . . . .

 

[NathanielM]

Scotty: Didna ever tell ya that Scottsman have an extra long penis?
Yeoman: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH That's not what I heard Scotty."
Scotty: Well ya wanna see lassie I am measureing it up right now!

Sulu: Damn you I want you to dance with me to Madonna's Like a Virgin! RIGHT NOW!

Kirk and McCoy together: How dry I am! How dry i am... Nooooboody Knnnows hooow dry I aaamm...

Spock (burps)

Mccoy: Twho to behm up Miiistur Scoooot (Kirk and Spock giggling)

 

[NathanielM]

Re: Caption Contest #128 - Record Time

Sulu: You absoluuutely cannot go out sith our hair like that. Come with me to the ship's salon I will have to absolutely do sthomething with thhhat hair... And those nails...uhhh. say girlfriend is that a Platex Sportsbra you are wearing, it seems extra perky!

Uhura: ... <silent groan>