TOS Caption Contest #128 - Record Time

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    Scotty didnt realise he wasnt alone when he got out his his magnifying glass



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    The Honarable Reverend Doctor McCoy: Dammit Spock!! How many times have I told you....Bro's before ho's....BRO'S BEFORE HO'S!!!!
     
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    And with that, a personal new low has been reached.

    Joe, low
     
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    Where no caption contest has gone before.........:devil:
     
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    McCoy: "I ask him 'Does a bear shit in the woods?' and the dumb bastard gets mauled trying to prove me wrong ..."



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    Uhura: "I can't believe someone would steal my Tribble. Oh Nibbles, I hardly knew ya."
    Sulu: "There, there ..."
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    Uhura: "Nibbles?"


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