TOS Caption Contest #128 - Record Time

[Zombie Cheerleader]

SCOTTY: Borgas frat!!! The bloody remote Mudd gave aint working!!!

 

[Gary7]

Uhura: "Sulu, I never thought that you--"
Sulu: "Don't say it. Not here. It'll just be our little secret."

 

[NathanielM]

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Sulu: "I'm Here, I am queer and I am Fabbbulllouuuuussssssssssssth!

 

[T'Boggan]

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Scotty didnt realise he wasnt alone when he got out his his magnifying glass

Uhura; "Sulu move your hands at once!"

Sulu " Better?"
Uhura " not really, no!"

Kirk; "Seven years is far to long, he's totally shagged out"
McCoy; "Nurse! Beam me down Scotties magnifying glass and a large jar of moisturiser"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Re: Caption Contest #128 - Record Time

McCoy: "God Jim, what happened to Spock?"
Kirk: "I dunno, Chekov saw it happen though, he said he was bitten by a wampire. He's gone to try and catch it."
McCoy: "A wampire! What the hell's a wampire?"
Kirk: "How the hell should I know?"

 

[Rat Boy]

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McCoy: "Yes, apparently Vulcans don't just go blind when they do it too long, they lose all feeling in their lower extremities."

 

[highlander]

Sulu: "I kissed a girl and I liked it."
Uhura: "Sure you did sugar, sure you did."

 

[highlander]

Romaine: "A Gorn delivering Pizza!!! HAHAHAHAHA That is hysterical!!"

 

[highlander]

Bones: "Sulu, scan the surface for Gorn life signs. That pizza he just delivered had some funky mushrooms on it. Spock is really tripping balls."

 

[Cakes488]

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The Honarable Reverend Doctor McCoy: Dammit Spock!! How many times have I told you....Bro's before ho's....BRO'S BEFORE HO'S!!!!

 

[Shatmandu]

Romaine, upset: "And who's to say I even want an abor-"
<Scotty moves sliders on Supplemental Transporter. Romaine doubles over.>
Scotty: "Ye were sayin', luv?"

 

[Shatmandu]

And with that, a personal new low has been reached.

Joe, low

 

[highlander]

And with that, a personal new low has been reached.

Joe, low

Where no caption contest has gone before.........

 

[Zombie Cheerleader]

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Weekend at Spockos

 

[highlander]

Uhura: "Vomit???"
Sulu: "Yes Vomit, Gringak, Ass-less Chaps Picard, Even Rabbi Gornstien."
Uhura: "You're all.....all......"
Sulu: "Yes we all are.........in a boy band called New Kids in the Cosmos."

 

[GhoulEddie74]

SULU:"You're not a black man undergoing sex change surgery?

UH-OH."

 

[Shatmandu]

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McCoy: "I sold Scotty a bunch of roofies yesterday. I'll ask him where he was last night ... <flicks wrists>"

 

[GhoulEddie74]

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McCOY:"McCoy to Enterprise...three for emergency beam-up! Have Dr. M'Benga standing by with a medkit and a shitload of barf bags!"

 

[Shatmandu]

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McCoy: "I ask him 'Does a bear shit in the woods?' and the dumb bastard gets mauled trying to prove me wrong ..."

Uhura: "I can't believe someone would steal my Tribble. Oh Nibbles, I hardly knew ya."
Sulu: "There, there ..."
<A muffled Tribble-chirp sounds, as if buried under clothing and intestines.>
Uhura: "Nibbles?"

Romaine: "The best part was when you drank so much, you couldn't get a boner. <laughs> Oh, wait until I tell everyone ..."
<Scotty moved sliders on Supplemental Transporter. Romaine collapses to floor.>
Scotty: "Hard to talk without a spine, eh, lass?"

 

[GhoulEddie74]

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KIRK:"This is the last time we let landing parties bring finger paints down with them..."