TOS Caption Contest #128 - Record Time

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    Re: Caption Contest #128 - Record Time

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    Sulu: You absoluuutely cannot go out sith our hair like that. Come with me to the ship's salon I will have to absolutely do sthomething with thhhat hair... And those nails...uhhh. say girlfriend is that a Platex Sportsbra you are wearing, it seems extra perky!

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