TOS Caption Contest #128 - Record Time

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    Meeting Minutes: And this concludes the Sewer Planning Commission meeting for the week of March 2nd. Now somebody get a mop and cleanup Outposts4 movement which still remains on the floor.
     
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    ... and light a match, for God's sake.

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    And for fuck's sake....wash your hands!!!
     
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    Uhurulu: Right back at ya sugar pie.....you look fantastic too! Whatever you've done with yourself it's a HUGE improvement.
     
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