TOS Caption Contest #128 - Record Time

[Shatmandu]

Romaine: "They got a bald guy to play you and not Kirk."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Yeah, yeah.

Laugh it up, Mira.

But I'M not the one who was wearin' the wee broken condom."

UHURA:"Sorry...HETERO!"

SPOCK:"Whoa, dude...

The...the colors. It's like I can TASTE the colors."

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy: "I told you not to wipe with any local fauna, you jerkoff. <then, shaking head, into Communicator> Three to beam up, and start warming up the suppositories."

 

[cooleddie74]

Spock learned the hard way:

Don't develop stigmata during a landing party.

 

[Gary7]

McCoy: "Noowww swing that partner dosey doh, round and around and around he goes. Now swing your partner round and round, up and down and touch the ground. Yeee haw!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

SULU: Here's whats going to happen, sister: One of us will will be going back to her quarters to change!

 

[Rat Boy]

Imitation is not always the sincerest form of flattery.

 

[Geckothan]

McCoy: My god, how did that happen?
Kirk: Well let's just say we took some stuff from Sulu's quarters and jumped a little too far into the deep end..
McCoy: We've got to get him to sickbay
Kirk: Can you give me back the rock when you're finished?

Sulu: If you wanted to borrow the penis rock, you could've just asked..
Uhura: What are you talking about?

 

[Triskelion]

Got anything for bullet hair?

That's more like it. Did my adam's apple too.

McCoy: Jim looked at his longtime companion Spock, barely conscious and filthy with body fluids, and knew a friendship deeper than -
Kirk: Dammit Bones can the fanfic wait?? And does it have to be slash!?

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Uhura: My god, Sulu. What happened? Transporter accident?
Sulu: Nah, we picked up this fabulous chrysalis device from a race called Minbari... works wonders.

 

[cooleddie74]

McCOY:"Great. The Five-Alarm Vegetarian Chili just kicked in!

EMERGENCY TRANSPORT!!!!"

SULU:"If this contest drags on a day longer, I'm gonna turn hetero and shag you silly."

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"Can you speed this up a little, Bones?

I'm starting to get the whiff off his upchuck over here..."

 

[Gary7]

Spock: "Most... illogical."

 

[Rat Boy]

Old joke:

McCoy: "Well, what do you know? I finally get the last turd."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Kirk: "What just happened?"
McCoy: "I think Gary Seven just delayed the Caption Contest."

 

[Gertch]

"No, only 3 to beam up. Spock and Outpost4 tried a marathon session of judging this contest. Spock is barely alive and Outpost4 didn't make it. Now get us the heck out of here."

 

[RobertScorpio]

Kirk "Spock, I told you not to watch that sex scene between Prince Charles and Mama Cass"

Spock "It was..illogical!"

McCoy, singing, "Im leaving, on a jet plane..."

 

[T'Bonz]

Rob, DON'T BUMP OLD THREADS. There are plenty of caption contests going without having to resurrect ones from the grave.