Discussion in 'Star Trek - The Original & Animated Series' started by Outpost4, Feb 25, 2009.
Romaine: "They got a bald guy to play you and not Kirk."
Laugh it up, Mira.
But I'M not the one who was wearin' the wee broken condom."
The...the colors. It's like I can TASTE the colors."
McCoy: "I told you not to wipe with any local fauna, you jerkoff. <then, shaking head, into Communicator> Three to beam up, and start warming up the suppositories."
Spock learned the hard way:
Don't develop stigmata during a landing party.
McCoy: "Noowww swing that partner dosey doh, round and around and around he goes. Now swing your partner round and round, up and down and touch the ground. Yeee haw!"
SULU: Here's whats going to happen, sister: One of us will will be going back to her quarters to change!
Imitation is not always the sincerest form of flattery.
McCoy: My god, how did that happen?
Kirk: Well let's just say we took some stuff from Sulu's quarters and jumped a little too far into the deep end..
McCoy: We've got to get him to sickbay
Kirk: Can you give me back the rock when you're finished?
Sulu: If you wanted to borrow the penis rock, you could've just asked..
Uhura: What are you talking about?
Got anything for bullet hair?
That's more like it. Did my adam's apple too.
McCoy: Jim looked at his longtime companion Spock, barely conscious and filthy with body fluids, and knew a friendship deeper than -
Kirk: Dammit Bones can the fanfic wait?? And does it have to be slash!?
Uhura: My god, Sulu. What happened? Transporter accident?
Sulu: Nah, we picked up this fabulous chrysalis device from a race called Minbari... works wonders.
McCOY:"Great. The Five-Alarm Vegetarian Chili just kicked in!
SULU:"If this contest drags on a day longer, I'm gonna turn hetero and shag you silly."
KIRK:"Can you speed this up a little, Bones?
I'm starting to get the whiff off his upchuck over here..."
Spock: "Most... illogical."
McCoy: "Well, what do you know? I finally get the last turd."
Kirk: "What just happened?"
McCoy: "I think Gary Seven just delayed the Caption Contest."
"No, only 3 to beam up. Spock and Outpost4 tried a marathon session of judging this contest. Spock is barely alive and Outpost4 didn't make it. Now get us the heck out of here."
Kirk "Spock, I told you not to watch that sex scene between Prince Charles and Mama Cass"
Spock "It was..illogical!"
McCoy, singing, "Im leaving, on a jet plane..."
Rob, DON'T BUMP OLD THREADS. There are plenty of caption contests going without having to resurrect ones from the grave.
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