TOS Caption Contest #128 - Record Time

Discussion in 'Star Trek - The Original & Animated Series' started by Outpost4, Feb 25, 2009.

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  1. Shatmandu

    Shatmandu Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Romaine: "They got a bald guy to play you and not Kirk."
     
  2. cooleddie74

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    "Yeah, yeah.

    Laugh it up, Mira.

    But I'M not the one who was wearin' the wee broken condom."


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    UHURA:"Sorry...HETERO!"

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    SPOCK:"Whoa, dude...

    The...the colors. It's like I can TASTE the colors."
     
  3. Shatmandu

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    McCoy: "I told you not to wipe with any local fauna, you jerkoff. <then, shaking head, into Communicator> Three to beam up, and start warming up the suppositories."
     
  4. cooleddie74

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    Spock learned the hard way:

    Don't develop stigmata during a landing party.
     
  5. Gary7

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    McCoy: "Noowww swing that partner dosey doh, round and around and around he goes. Now swing your partner round and round, up and down and touch the ground. Yeee haw!"
     
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  6. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk Cartoon Premium Member

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  7. Rat Boy

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    Imitation is not always the sincerest form of flattery.
     
  8. Geckothan

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    McCoy: My god, how did that happen?
    Kirk: Well let's just say we took some stuff from Sulu's quarters and jumped a little too far into the deep end..
    McCoy: We've got to get him to sickbay
    Kirk: Can you give me back the rock when you're finished?

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    Sulu: If you wanted to borrow the penis rock, you could've just asked..
    Uhura: What are you talking about?
     
  9. Triskelion

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    Got anything for bullet hair?

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    That's more like it. Did my adam's apple too.

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    McCoy: Jim looked at his longtime companion Spock, barely conscious and filthy with body fluids, and knew a friendship deeper than -
    Kirk: Dammit Bones can the fanfic wait?? And does it have to be slash!?
     
  10. Ryan Thomas Riddle

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    Sulu: Nah, we picked up this fabulous chrysalis device from a race called Minbari... works wonders.
     
  11. cooleddie74

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    McCOY:"Great. The Five-Alarm Vegetarian Chili just kicked in!

    EMERGENCY TRANSPORT!!!!"


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    SULU:"If this contest drags on a day longer, I'm gonna turn hetero and shag you silly."
     
  12. cooleddie74

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    KIRK:"Can you speed this up a little, Bones?

    I'm starting to get the whiff off his upchuck over here..."
     
  13. Gary7

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    Spock: "Most... illogical."
     
  14. Rat Boy

    Rat Boy Vice Admiral Admiral

    Old joke:

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    McCoy: "Well, what do you know? I finally get the last turd."
     
  15. The Laughing Vulcan

    The Laughing Vulcan Admiral Admiral

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    Kirk: "What just happened?"
    McCoy: "I think Gary Seven just delayed the Caption Contest."
     
  16. Gertch

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    "No, only 3 to beam up. Spock and Outpost4 tried a marathon session of judging this contest. Spock is barely alive and Outpost4 didn't make it. Now get us the heck out of here."
     
  17. RobertScorpio

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    Kirk "Spock, I told you not to watch that sex scene between Prince Charles and Mama Cass"

    Spock "It was..illogical!"

    McCoy, singing, "Im leaving, on a jet plane..."
     
  18. T'Bonz

    T'Bonz Romulan Curmudgeon Administrator

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    Rob, DON'T BUMP OLD THREADS. There are plenty of caption contests going without having to resurrect ones from the grave.
     
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