Contest: ENTER TNG Caption This! #582: More Riker Than You Can Shake a Horga'hn At!

[Crazy 4 Xmas Lights]

RIKER: "Second star to the right and straight on till morni..."
WES: "Commander, is this anything like that bullpuckie story you told me about Aldea?"
RIKER: "Shut up, Aldea turned out to be true."
WES: "And they were evil. They kidnapped us and made us do art projects all day."
RIKER: "Well, this is different. In Never Land, you never have to grow up."
WES: "But Commander, I WANT to grow up."
RIKER: "But when I was a Q, you said..."
WES: "Just not all at once."
RIKER: "Well aren't you picky?"

 

[tharpdevenport]

Riker (a little drunk): "So, observe, Wes: This is how to note pick up women. Mr. Worf has been over there for two hours; he's talked about his forehead ridges and how they've changed over time, and how a Klingon worry only mates with females worthy of his worrier prowess. then way too much time about how he didn't cry about his Targ being vaporized by his grandpa. He'll never get laid tonight."

Wes: "I don't know, he laid your ex last night pretty well in her quarters."

Riker: extended drunk pause, "Go to hell, little you little shit."