Contest: ENTER Voyager Caption Contest #245: The One With a Sentient Jellyfish In It

[Orac]

Welcome to the all new Star Trek Voyager Caption Contest!

This contest will feature pictures from the 5th season episode of Star Trek Voyager: Think Tank

But first here're the winners of the last contest..

The winner of the highly coveted Best Fart Joke is @WiseApple with:

Seven: As you can see, even a Borg Tactical Cube proved completely unable to withstand the effects of the prototype. Its hull disintegrated into a billion pieces in seconds.
Chatokay: Then it's true. The Fart Cannon could be the greatest weapon ever devised.
Seven: Indeed. We would be virtually undefeatable in conventional combat. Commander Tuvok should consume Neelix's five alarm leola root curry daily for the most potent yield.
Janeway: Agreed. Commander, you are hereby ordered onto a strict diet of Neelix's most volatile curry at all times for the good of the ship. We'll have your seat replaced with the Fart Cannon converter immediately.
Tuvok: Request permission to end this humiliation and commit suicide, Captain.
Janeway: Denied.


@Leviathan wins the esteemed Captain's Choice Award with:

Doctor: My emitter is stuck on "Dreamy Blur" and I cant figure out how to turn it off!


@Laura Cynthia Chambers wins Third Prize with:

"I told you not to keep feeding the Great Bird of the galaxy!"


@Timewalker wins Second Prize with:

RIKER (thinking): The wormhole aliens prevented me from barging into Deep Space Nine's series finale, but I'm sure I can figure out a way to make Voyager's finale all about me.


And the winner is @Nerys Myk with:

EMH: How many fingers am I holding up?
CHAKOTAY: What's a "finger?"



Congratulations to the winners!

Here're th' new pictures..

Bonus Picture:

 

[tharpdevenport]

Janeway (thinking internally): "Don't look at the ass, don't look at the ass, don't look at the ass..."

"I just wanted to grab her ass!"

"Hey, you -- those colors don't go together. Go change immediately!"

That rare moment when Tuvok farts and you realize you can fart too and get away with it.

 

[Oddish]

Captain Kirk's attempt to come up with his own special move like Spock's neck pinch was certainly well-intentioned. However, the Iowan Tickle Attack just didn't go over well.