TOS Caption Contest #128 - Record Time

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  1. Outpost4

    Outpost4 Vice Admiral Admiral

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    I want to thank you all for your patience with my changing this caption contest out. It has been a busy week, as I explained in the last thread. It seems like people have been having fun, though, with over 2,800 views of the last contest. Maybe I should record an album every month. ;)

    I must be in a "break the 4th wall" mood today as two of our winners had that as a theme. Extra special congratulations go out to first time winner Zachery Smith, not to slight the always funny Captian Gertch.

    Our bonus picture was captioned by The Laughing Vulcan, who also earns enrollment in The Mudd Club with this win. You want a dry wit? That's TLV, as well as a dirty and bizarre one. He covers the bases, if this Englishman will allow me a baseball term. Also, I need to take care of an oversight. Triskelion made it into the Mudd Club last week and his announcement somehow was eliminated. Congratulations go out to him, too, as the poster who has been the funniest fastest, if that makes any sense. You young Trekkies, just getting started here? Look toward Triskelion. He'll show you how far a guy can fall so quickly. Welcome to the gutter with the rest of us low lifes, Triskelion. The next bottle of Mad Dog 20/20 is on you.

    We have a photoshop winner this week with a caption by M'Sharak. It's been too long since our photoshopper, NCC-1701, posted in these parts. I guess it took the faux-Germans to draw him out. Don't be a stranger, Michael. You make me laugh.

    Finally, there is a reason this contest went on for 286 posts. It was because in the very last one, Shatmandu was outed. You're toast, Joe. Very clever, John Picard. :bolian:

    You were all so good, waiting for me, this week I'll give you three pictures to caption. You make this job a joy...and a lot of fun. Thanks again.

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    We'll make this contest shorter. I promise.




    TOS Caption Contest Pantheon of Winners

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    A beaker full of death (4x)
    Adam Ihle (4x)
    AlphaTrionTJW
    Alrik
    Alyssa (3x)
    ancient
    Atavachron (2x)
    Bad Atom (2x)
    Battrekker
    brian
    Cakes488
    CaptainJon
    Captain Kate (2x)
    Classic Fan
    commodore64
    cooleddie74 (21x) [​IMG]
    cultcross
    DeafPoet
    Defcon (2x)
    Diesel Micky Dolenz (11x)
    Dohlman
    DrBob (9x)
    DS9Sega (7x)
    EliyahuQeoni (3x)
    EnsignHarper
    FishDS9
    galleywest (4x)
    Gertch (22x) [​IMG] [​IMG] Plus one this time for a total of 23!
    goldbug (2x)
    Guartho
    Haggis and Tatties
    Hambone (2x)
    highlander (10x)
    Jackson_Roykirk
    J. Allen (2x)
    jayrath
    Johnnyracefan
    John_Picard (3x) [​IMG] Plus one this time for a total of 4!
    jptrekker
    Kahloke
    Kegek (2x)
    Kirby
    KJM
    Mallory (4x)
    MGagen
    middyseafort (5x)
    Mistral
    Mojochi
    M'Sharak (12x) [​IMG] Plus one this time for a total of 13!
    NCC-1701 (6x) [​IMG] Plus one this time for a total of 7!
    Nebusj
    Nerys Myk (26x) [​IMG]
    Noname Given (2x)
    NTRPRZ
    Outpost4 (16x) [​IMG]
    Quo Vadimus
    Rat Boy (35x) [​IMG]
    Redfern
    SciFi75 (5x)
    scottydog (18x) [​IMG]
    Sector 7
    Shatmandu (23x) [​IMG]
    shivkala
    Sir Rhosis (2x)
    S'Kai
    Super Grover
    Tan Ru
    T'Bonz (8x)
    terranova
    Tharpdevenport (3x)
    the 4th hanson bro (3x)
    The Castellan
    The Cutest of Borg (2x)
    The Laughing Vulcan (15x) [​IMG] [​IMG] Plus one this time for a total of 16!
    The Old Mixer
    The Squire of Gothos (10x)
    The Tone (2x)
    TigerOfDarkness (2x)
    Tim M (3x)
    Toban Kal
    Triskelion (12x) [​IMG]
    Tristan
    Turbo (2x)
    vassa
    Ward Fowler (4x)
    Woulfe (4x)
    Zachery Smith [​IMG] First Time Winner!

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  2. Outpost4

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    McCoy: Damn Vulcans and their tequila. Enterprise - three to beam up.
     
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  3. highlander

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    Re: Caption Contest #128 - Record Time

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    When Scotty whipped it out, this was not the reaction he was hoping for.
     
  4. highlander

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    Sulu: "I'm not gay!!!! I'll prove it to you...... Not that there's anything wrong with that."
     
  5. Ryan Thomas Riddle

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    Re: Caption Contest #128 - Record Time

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    Scotty: Lass, yah can stop laughing now... the joke about the Vulcan and the gay bar wasn't that funny yah know.

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    Sulu: Have you heard the one about the Vulcan and the gay bar?


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    ... and where the joke began.

    Kirk: ...that's the last time I take Mr. Spock with me cruzing the gay bars.
    McCoy: What is it with you two anyway? Enterprise, beam up... please!
     
  6. Outpost4

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    Lt. Romaine: Chekov!


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    Uhura: Chekov?
    Sulu: Chekov...


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    Kirk & McCoy: Chekov!
     
  7. Michael

    Michael Mooderator Moderator

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    Danke für den Sieg, Außenposten Vier! ;) Also, thanks to M'.

    Yeah, I think the Nazis dragged me in there. (This sounds weird. :wtf:) I actually take a look at every TOS caption contest. Oftentimes I just can't come up with a funny caption. Also, real life kept me quite busy the last months. So I couldn't really be online all the time. :(

    However, I think this was maybe too easy ...

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    (Anyone feel free to come up with a decent caption ...)
     
  8. Outpost4

    Outpost4 Vice Admiral Admiral

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    This contest is starting off on the right hand...I mean left hand...err, foot.

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  9. Gertch

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    Thanks for the win Outpost4. I also want to thank you for doing these contests. You're tops! And we don't mind you taking extra time if you don't mind the ribbing. :)






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    In space, periods come on suddenly and with a vengeance.


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    In space, periods come on suddenly and with a vengeance.


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    For laughing at him, Scotty put her on pause for the day and had all her friends come down and laugh at her.


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    Uhura (thinking): "What's the use, he wouldn't know what to do."
    Sulu (thinging): "What's the use, I wouldn't know what to do."
     
  10. Michael

    Michael Mooderator Moderator

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    ^ Gertch, the 'Pause' one is gold! :lol:

    :lol: You see, that is funny! I would've never come up with something like that. Not in a trillion years.
     
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    Uhura: "I'm... Sulu, I'm late."
    Sulu: "Me?"
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    Sulu: "But that's impossible!"

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  12. T'Ressa Dax

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    Re: Caption Contest #128 - Record Time

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    Scotty: There was nothing amusing about my kilt!

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    Uhura: You can let now.
    Sulu: Right, sorry. Didn't want you to fall again....::whispers:; I think the Captain was trying not to look up your skirt.
    Uhura: Not funny, Hikaru!

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    Kirk: What did you slip him, Bones?
    McCoy: I told you I didn't...Oh, forget it! Enterprise! Beam me..I mean us... up!
     
  13. Gary7

    Gary7 Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Me either--this was such a great idea. I'll bet Output4 already had it in mind when he selected the screen cap. ;) Excellent photo editing, too. :)
     
  14. Gertch

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    :lol: I didn't even notice that.
     
  15. Michael

    Michael Mooderator Moderator

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  16. highlander

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    Scotty was beginning to regret showing her all of Shatmandu's fart jokes.
     
  17. Rat Boy

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    Scotty: "Aye, this episode gives me pause, too."

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    Uhura: "I'm frightened..."

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    Uhura: "...but now I'm pissed!"

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    McCoy: "MEDIC! Oh, wait."
     
  18. highlander

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    Sulu: "Me love you long time."
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  19. highlander

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    Sulu: "Nice wonder-bra. Can I borrow it?"
     
  20. Gertch

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    "Beam down that midget. Spock can't reach his shoelaces."
     
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