TOS Caption Contest #128 - Record Time

Discussion in 'Star Trek - The Original & Animated Series' started by Outpost4, Feb 25, 2009.

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  1. Shatmandu

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    Uhura: "I'm glad Commissioner Outpost4 wants to improve sewer service, but does he have to do it with his pants down?"


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    Sulu: "No, Comissioner Outpost4 doesn't come to everyone's house to do personal toilet inspections. Why do you ask?"
     
  2. John Picard

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    To this day, Outpost4 is still blamed for his role in the Sewage Planning Meeting of 2009 and it's results on the environment.
     
  3. Outpost4

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    Sulu: I have planned sewage.
     
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    Scotty planned a little "commission" of his own.
     
  5. Shatmandu

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    Uhura: "Was it really necessary for Outpost4 to do a Powerpoint presentation on the streaks in my toilet?"
     
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    "Everything was fine until Outpost4 showed Mr. Spock a sample of the sewage. Poor guy puked all over himself and passed out."
     
  8. Shatmandu

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    Uhura: "What kind of person caters a sewage commission meeting and serves sausages with brown gravy?"
     
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    Why is everyone leaving?
    Shatmandu's jokes are just too dirty for the sewer crowd.


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    Who knew the Sewer Planning Commission would respond so violently when Outpost4 made a movement before he had the floor!
     
  10. Rat Boy

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    Sulu: "Yes, I'm afraid High Commissioner Outpost4 made us leave the shuttlecraft behind just so we can treat the sewage problem on Makus III in time. The guy makes Ferris look like a wimp by comparison."
     
  11. Cakes488

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    The Commission further asked Outpost4 that next time the need for a "movement" occurs that he would excuse himself and please use the bathroom.
     
  12. Shatmandu

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    Uhura: "I don't think High Sewage Commissioner Outpost4's idea of an 'excessive pubic hair' tax is fair at all."
    Sulu: "You're asking the wrong guy: I pluck my chicken."
     
  13. Shatmandu

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    I second the motion, and request two additional courtesy flushes be added to his agenda.
     
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    "And someone should tell him that Two Girls One Cup does not constitute a safety video."
     
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  19. John Picard

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    McCoy: "Get us out of here! This prolonged Caption Contest is taking its toll on everyone!"
     
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    The length of this contest is killing Spock, dammit!!!"
     
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