Contest: ENTER Voyager Caption Contest #249: The Return of the Bun

[Orac]

Welcome to the all new Star Trek Voyager Caption Contest!

This contest will feature pictures from the 5th season episode of Star Trek Voyager: Relativity

But first here're th' winners of the last contest:

@Leviathan wins the highly coveted Best Fart Joke with:

EMH: I'll be taking over the Academy now...you see in this vial I have all of Tuvok's farts....


@tharpdevenport wins the prestigious Photoshop Award with:

Janeway: "I'm tired of your accusations I'm abusing replicator rations by replicating snacks. Talk to the hand, Ensign Kim."


@Oddish wins 3rd Prize with:

TOM: "The key to getting properly fresh breath is to gargle your mouthwash for at least 30 seconds."


@Bad Thoughts comes 2nd with:

Alex Trebeck: Starfleet's most terrifying badmiral?
EMH: Who is Harry Kim?


And the winner is @Timewalker with:

The Umpteenth Doctor: What do you mean, this isn't the right way to hold a sonic screwdriver?


Congratulations to the winners!



Here're th' new pictures:

Bonus Picture:

 

[tharpdevenport]

None of the photos are showing.

 

[Orac]

Question time!

Has imgbb.com been blocked in your country?

Did you wait a minute for them to load?

Did you go for a walk, come back and click the refresh button?

Have you turned it off and back on again?

Did you try using a different browser on the same computer?

Did you reinstall your browser, then turn the computer off and on again?

Did you try buying a new computer?

Can anybody else reading this see the images in the OP?

 

[tharpdevenport]

Is it down? Check at Down for Everyone or Just Me

Check if a website or service is down or having problems and report your problems! Click now to check/report problems!

downforeveryoneorjustme.com

Says the site is down.

 

[Orac]

OK, so it's probbly just temporary then, maybe try refreshing the page later..

ETA: That same site is telling me it's up, so maybe the problems already been resolved.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Down. Why not another site like Postimages.org

EDIT: Their server for images is down, too (postimg.cc).

 

[Oddish]

After losing to Tuvok at kal-toh for the 346th time in a row, Crewman Sporks seriously loses it.

SEVEN OF NINE: "I was not aware that I had a twin sister."
EIGHT OF NINE: "It is not uncommon for memory issues to occur during assimilation."
SEVEN: "Are there any more of us?"
EIGHT: "Nine of Nine and I are getting together for a frappucino later. I'll introduce you."

TUVOK: "Hmmm, an Email from the Sarek Memorial Lending Library on Vulcan. 'Green Eggs and Plomeek' is 253 weeks overdue."

CADET KID: "Don't wipe it off... it may be sentient."

 

[tharpdevenport]

That moment when you realize the scan you are performing isn't an unknown gaseous anomaly, but rather your own flatulence.

 

[Bad Thoughts]

The moment Tuvok pondered participating in his crewmates hijinks, allowing himself to be "Rick Rolled."

 

[Oddish]

Just a short story today... Sweeney Todd fans rejoice...

JANEWAY: "I'm in the mood for an exotic breakfast to go with my coffee... I think I'm going to eat roasted heart of Harry Kim."

EMH: "Neelix, you absolute nincompoop! When the captain said she wanted heart of Harry Kim for breakfast, she didn't mean it literally!"
NEELIX: "But I roasted it in a nice delicate lemon-mint sauce."

TUVOK: "Lieutenant Commander Tuvok's personal log. Despite the tragic fate of Ensign Kim, the captain has decided that she cannot punish Mr. Neelix for the dubious dish he cooked. She did, after all, request it of him. A memorial service for the unfortunate ensign is scheduled for 1930 hours this evening."

 

[Nerys Myk]

Oh, I see you checking out my bun.

 

[Nerys Myk]

No matter how many times I block him, Neelix aways shows up in my DMs.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Seven: Good lord, I never realized how ridiculous my uniform was
Other Seven: You should see the silver one.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Ready to lift a buttcheek up at moment's notice, Janeway waited patiently for Tuvok to fart, knowing it would be her chance to get away with it and he'd surely be to blame.

 

[Oddish]

This series should be called "The tyrant, the tree, the cheese cutter, the sexpot, the doormat, the angry Klingon, the photonic mad scientist, the cheerful rodent... and whatever Tom Paris is supposed to be."

 

[tharpdevenport]

Her ex salamander lover. Don't forget about Harry never getting promoted. ;-)

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

*snap!*
Crewman: "OUCH!"
Janeway: "So that's where my lucky mousetrap went...heh, heh, heh..."

The Doctor: "Mr. Neelix...I believe we may have grossly misunderstood the concept of a celebrity roast..."
Crewman: "Where's the guest of honor? Isn't he here yet?"
The Doctor: "In a manner of speaking..."

 

[tharpdevenport]

Future 7 of 9: "This is logically where we start getting it on with each other."

7 of 9: "I concur."

 

[Bad Thoughts]

Seven of Nine, on the left: I see from your outfit, I failed to change time.
Seven of Nine, on the right: Correct. I am still wearing the cosmic bunny suit.
Seven, on the left: Will it ever change?
Seven, on the right: You will wear similar outfits for two more seasons.
Seven, on the left: And after that?
Seven, on the right: There will have adventures with Jean-Luc Picard, but I stopped watching after the first season.

 

[Leviathan]

Janeway: Yes, it's a tribble on my head....I'm a Delta Quadrant trend-setter.