TOS Caption Contest #132 - esrevinU rorriM

[Outpost4]

McCoy: "'Mixed and Mastered by Outpost4.' Ah, good to find a classic."

This was a three day contest that turned into a nine day one. Oh well. Shatmandu got it right. I finished mixing and mastering my Hans Mayer CD this last week. It took thirty nine days to go from recording the first notes to a completed master. That's record time, especially for a band recording. Hans and his wife are busily working on the cover and the CD should be available in a month or two. I'll post links when it is.

This was an interesting contest. We have our two main winners in excellent entries by highlander and Nerys Myk. Congratulations, guys.

Spock: "Curious........He keeps saying that his name is Chakotay and that he is lost in the Delta Quadrant."

MCCOY: Production order or airdate?

But what was striking was how many great double captions there were this contest. Going back though them all, I kept finding two heads are better than one.

McCoy: "This Library of Extended Caption Contests is very nice. Here's the one Shatmandu started and then disappeared for a year."

McCoy: "Figures that I wasn't in it."

DVD flipper discs?
A tiny flying saucer?
Souljaboy next to Slayer CDs?
Triple platinum Ballid of Bilbo?
Petri dishes licked clean by Chekov?
Some shiny gizmo sporting an apple logo?
Crushed beer can removed from Kirocs forehead?




-note
Does anyone know what those light reflector thingys doctors strap to their heads are officially called?

Spock: "C'mon, get over it, Captain. So what if DrBob is not really a doctor?"

"Hmm, what's this one? 'In-a-Gadda-Da-Vida (extra-long version)'... what
the heck - sounds freaky, but I'll give it a try."

"Impossible to say, Doctor -- I am still waiting for the drum solo to end."

McCoy: "What's with all these copies of 'All Along the Watchtower?'"

Head-Baltar: All this has happened before and will happen again...

MCCOY: Well Spock?

SPOCK: The mind meld was unsuccessful. There is no cure for "air piano".

Kirk: "There must be some way out of here."

McCoy: "Christ, not again."

Double your pleasure, double your fun...

Here are next week's pictures, with a trip into the Mirror Universe and a game of What's In The Box?

I still want to do two short contests in a row. Let's see if I can change this out on Wednesday.



TOS Caption Contest Pantheon of Winners

26138 (2x)
A beaker full of death (4x)
Adam Ihle (4x)
AlphaTrionTJW
Alrik
Alyssa (3x)
ancient
Atavachron (2x)
Bad Atom (2x)
Battrekker
brian
Cakes488
CaptainJon
Captain Kate (2x)
Classic Fan
commodore64
cooleddie74 (22x)

cultcross
DeafPoet
Defcon (2x)
Diesel Micky Dolenz (11x)
Dohlman
DrBob (9x)

Plus one this time for a total of 10!
DS9Sega (7x)
EliyahuQeoni (3x)
EnsignHarper
FishDS9
galleywest (4x)
Gary7
Gertch (24x)

goldbug (2x)
Guartho
Haggis and Tatties
Hambone (2x)
highlander (11x)

Plus one this time for a total of 12!
Jackson_Roykirk
J. Allen (2x)
jayrath
Johnnyracefan
John_Picard (4x)
jptrekker
Kahloke
Kegek (2x)
Kirby
KJM
Mallory (4x)
MGagen
middyseafort (5x)

Plus one this time for a total of 6!
Mistral (2x)
Mojochi
M'Sharak (13x)

Plus one this time for a total of 14!
NCC-1701 (7x)
Nebusj
Nerys Myk (29x)

Plus one this time for a total of 30!
Noname Given (2x)
NTRPRZ
Outpost4 (16x)

Quo Vadimus
Rat Boy (38x)

Plus one this time for a total of 39!
Redfern
SciFi75 (5x)
scottydog (18x)

Plus one this time for a total of 19!
Sector 7
Shatmandu (24x)

Plus one this time for a total of 25!
shivkala
Sir Rhosis (2x)
S'Kai
Super Grover
Tan Ru
T'Bonz (8x)
terranova
Tharpdevenport (3x)
the 4th hanson bro (4x)
The Castellan
The Cutest of Borg (2x)
The Laughing Vulcan (17x)

The Old Mixer
The Squire of Gothos (10x)
The Tone (2x)
TigerOfDarkness (2x)
Tim M (3x)
Toban Kal
Triskelion (12x)

Tristan
Turbo (2x)
vassa
Ward Fowler (4x)
Woulfe (4x)
Zachery Smith

Mudd Club

 

[Outpost4]

Chekov: Ewil is a Russian inwention.

Spock: I knew the captain kept it in a box?
Scott: Big box.
Spock: Big dick.

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Chekov; "Imagine a mirror universe, anything could happen, a man with two heads to his penis, the Kepten running a meth lab, bridge crew in the closet..."
Sulu; "Your agoniser please Mr Chekov"

 

[Outpost4]

Chekov: So I'm gay and you're straight?

 

[Outpost4]

Scotty: Ahh, there's my lost accent.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Chekov: "Let me get this straight, in the other universe you keep a man-eating plant named Beauregarde, have a tendency to take your shirt off and stalk strangers through the ship with a sword, and you have intimate relationships with rodentia. While I have a comedy accent and keep saying everything was invented in Russia. While here, you fancy the pants off our communications officer and I think our tin-plated overacting limelight hugging Captain is a bit of a dick."

Sulu: "That's about right."

Chekov: "So which one is the evil universe again?"

Spock: "Fascinating, I didn't know humans could be literally hungover."
Scott: "Borgus frat, me haggis is making a comeback."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

A moment in history...

Spock: "I suggest caution Mr Scott, keeping your sporran farm next to the warp reactor may cause mutation."
Scott: "Ach, what are ye on about ye wee jessie? It's just a bunch a tribbles. Here Rambo, it's feeding time. I got ye that wee blue wheat that ye like so."
Spock: "Mr Scott, I still think that..."
Scott: "Who's a pretty furball, eh Rambo? You'll like hanging around a highlander's nethers won't ye? Come and get yer... Ow. Wee bugger's got ma finger. Ow. OW! Let go ye daft piece of lint. Aaargh! Get off ye bastard. Aaaaarggghhh. Medic! Medic!
Spock: "Interesting stuff, that gamma radiation."

 

[Gertch]

"Hold the doctor's head steady Mr Scott while I tattoo the bastard's forehead."

Chekov: "My hand is tingling."
Sulu: "Wrong episode."

 

[Triskelion]

"Analytical Warp Mechanics" it is, Mr Scott.
Just finish it, Spock. I canna go around with half a tattoo on me bum sayin' I heart anal.

Vill you hurry up vith that eye test so I can print out your license already??

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Thanks to RatBoy for giving me something to riff off of!

Giving Mr. Scott his prostate exam always required the assistant of Mr. Spock.

Mirror Chekov: Blood sample, Chekov. Hair sample, Chekov. Skin sample, Chekov. If I live long enough, I'm going to start taking their samples.
Mirror Sulu: Oh, you'll live but they won't like it.

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Chekov:"My hand is numb."
Sulu: "Good, next time she stands you up, sit on it until it feels like that, go to your quarters and jerk off."

Scott: "I swear he has the scottish curse! It looks like an acorn resting on his balls!"
Spock: "This Cialis shot should do the trick."

 

[the 4th hanson bro]

Scotty: Ach, my wee turtles.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Scotty: Ach, my wee turtles.

Donatello: "Like, who's the dude with the freaky ears?"
Leonardo: "Don't look like one of Shredder's goons to me."
Michaelangelo: "Hey, pointy-eared dude. Can we get some pizza down here? We're starving."

 

[Rat Boy]

Nimoy: "Look, it's our dignity!"

Chekov: "You know if vant me to keep quiet about you prancing around in Uhura's uniform vhen her back is turned, it'll cost you."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Chekov: One day, Meester Sulu. I vill assassinate the keptain, and move up in rank.
Sulu: Hurm...well, good luck with that, Pavel.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Chekov: "I'm the navigator, I always get blamed if we're off course by a micron, but I'm not the driver, you just watch the way you steer Sulu, 'cause you know what'll happen Sulu, don't you - it'll be your cock up - my arse!"

Sulu: "Not in this reality!"

Chekov: "You've got to be more careful establishing orbit around variable geometry planets. The shifting gravity has to be compensated for and you never do that, Just remember Sulu, it's my arse and if you stuff it, I'm going to be very red in the face."

 

[Rat Boy]

Chekov: "All I told him was that he should go wuck himself. Next thing I know, I wake up in the agony booth."

Sulu: "Never piss off Spock."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Mirror Chekov: I bet your counterpart in that other universe would love to wear your gold lame sash.
Mirror Sulu: And I bet you'd love to suck his poku jin.

Mirror Chekov: Vould you stop reading the caption contest. They're going to find a way to make a gay reference.
Mirror Sulu: But I'm straight.
Mirror Chekov: And Uhura is vhite.

 

[Rat Boy]

It took Outpost4 a while to type the title of the caption contest backwards.

 

[cooleddie74]

CHEKOV:"My hand...is FILTY.

Vatch de navigation console vile I vash my hands in de blood of a Tellarite."

"Hurry the bloody hell up, Spock!!

Mister Riley's gonna keep singin' till we put him under!!!"