TOS Caption Contest #131 - 3 Centuries of Late Fees

[Rat Boy]

Rabbi Al Gornstein: "Hold him ssstill. I'm giving him a circumcisssion, not a cassstration."

Ummm..that was funny!!

Rob

Someone must have missed a contest.

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy: "Find out which slot machine has the best payout."

McCoy: "'Double-Cocked Spock's Adventures in Pre-History'?"

McCoy: "I need to make Chapel organize this Nude Jumping Jack Video collection."

McCoy: "Why publish a collection of photographs of obese women?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "He appears to be gorged."

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Spock:[thinking] If I use enough pressure I can squash his head like a pimple.

McCoy: " Lucy in the Sky, by Bill Shatner. I thought these were all destroyed in the late 21st century, this will fetch at least1.5 million quatloo's on Evil-Bay.50"

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy: "I think 'Chief Shitting Bull' here is goldbricking. Let me at him."

McCoy: "'Hikaru Sulu Key West Vacation Videos.' <puts it on the reader> Might be something for the medical texts on here ..."

 

[S'kai]

McCoy: Can it, Spock. It can't hurt as much as my banging my tricorder straight into my nuts.

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy: "Don't tell him we forgot to feed his fish this whole time."

 

[Michael]

Spock (to McCoy): "Quit staring and help me take that wax figures head off."

 

[Outpost4]

McCoy: "Find out which slot machine has the best payout."

As I'm surrounded by Native American casinos, this is both completely politically incorrect and mercilessly funny. Outrageously funny.

 

[Maurice]

McCoy's fondness for Ikea storage bins had gotten out of hand.

Synchronized hamming.

 

[Nerys Myk]

MCCOY: Any idea what happened?

SPOCK: Enraged crowd.....wielding rocks and clubs

MCCOY: You got all that from a mind meld?

SPOCK: No, they're standing right behind you.

 

[highlander]

Spock: "No not the Yankees....or the Cubs....I believe the Captain is an Indians fan."

 

[highlander]

McCoy <thinking to himself>: "Why do all of Jim's pornos end with the term one cup?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

MCCOY: Production order or airdate?

 

[M'Sharak]

"Hmmm, 'Stop Making Sense' ... I oughta give that to Spock, just to piss him off."

Voice on disc: ...as always, should you or any of your IM force be caught
or killed, the Secretary will disavow any knowledge of your actions. This
disc will self-destruct in five seconds. Good luck, Jim.

 

[Nerys Myk]

MCCOY: T'Pau?

 

[26138]

MCCOY: Production order or airdate?

This one and the slot machine joke are my favorites so far - and guess what, neither has any sexual connotation! Wait a minute - it's not the TOS caption contest without dirty, filthy, disgusting captions!

 

[Alrik]

MCCOY: T'Pau?

That got me right between my 'Heart and Soul". YouTube time.

 

[Alrik]

McCoy: "Hmm. Naked Twister with Crisco......that could be better than nude jumping jacks."

 

[RobertScorpio]

McCoy: Those Gorns sure have big Condomns