TOS Caption Contest #131 - 3 Centuries of Late Fees

[Triskelion]

Spock: And you'll buy orange juliuses for the bridge crew every Saturday....
McCoy: Are they still in business?
<Spock shrugs>

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "His mind is ... crowded ... with much ... perversion."
McCoy: "Do tell."
Spock: "Well, for starters, his predelection for women with broad shoulders, thin hips, and mannish posteriors is illogical for a propogating mammalian species ..."

 

[Triskelion]

John Tesh, Yanni and Kenny G SuperMix. Jackpot!

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy: "Hey, the old Adam West Batman show finally came out on DVD."

 

[Nerys Myk]

MCCOY: Well Spock?

SPOCK: The mind meld was unsuccessful. There is no cure for "air piano".

 

[battrekker]

McCoy: "About time I found the formulas for Tiberius and Pon Farr. Now I can replicate them. Red Shirt? Hell, no! Not that one!"

 

[26138]

McCoy: "Spock, Carl" "Spock, Running" "Spock, Sneaky" "McCoy, Uncontrollable Diarrhea" - wait a minute, how'd that last one get in there?! Damn that green-blooded bastard! I swear I saw him in here messing with my alphabetized collection of caption contest memes!

 

[M'Sharak]

"Hmm, what's this one? 'In-a-Gadda-Da-Vida (extra-long version)'... what
the heck - sounds freaky, but I'll give it a try."

"Impossible to say, Doctor -- I am still waiting for the drum solo to end."

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy: "Ah, here it is: Starfleet Medical's Gerbil Removal Guide. I filed it under 'S' by accident."

 

[Shatmandu]

MCCOY: Well Spock?

SPOCK: The mind meld was unsuccessful. There is no cure for "air piano".

The obelisk door's tone pattern mirrors the opening bars to Journey's Don't Stop Believing.

McCoy: "I look good with a Van Dyke, but the last time I grew one, they threw me in the brig for a week."

 

[Rat Boy]

MCCOY: Well Spock?

SPOCK: The mind meld was unsuccessful. There is no cure for "air piano".

Kirk: "There must be some way out of here."

McCoy: "Christ, not again."

 

[johcomp]

McCoy: "'Uhura's Engineering Gangbang?' No. 'Sulu Does the Defiant?' Nah. <flicks past two more> Ah, here it is: 'Spock Jerks Off and Weeps.' Always a favorite at the Christmas party ..."

LOL!!!! That's gotta be the funniest sh*t I've read all year!!!

 

[cooleddie74]

"Justin Guarini recorded a SECOND album?"

KIRK:"We done yet, Spock?

Miramannee's waiting on me to tame her squaw."

 

[cooleddie74]

McCoy was already in awe of Sarpeidon's immaculate library system.

THEN he found the porn.

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "He says he has faith of the heart, and that he's going where his heart will take him."
McCoy: "These goddamned Indians have driven him mad."

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK:"PAIN...

PAIN...

SEARING, POLITICALLY INCORRECT AND OFFENSIVE PAIN!!!!!"

 

[cooleddie74]

"I'll show Jim and Spock.

Once and for all.

MY musical tastes leave something to be desired?

Let's see how you two like getting RICK ROLLED."

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

One of the benefits of being ship's surgeon, unlimited sources of black mail in the medical files.

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Spock; "He said he'd turn it up to four then butted a police officer..."

(Knew it reminded me of something )

 

[Nerys Myk]

MCCOY: Spock never mentioned he and T'pring did a sex tape.