TOS Caption Contest #132 - esrevinU rorriM

[Gary7]

Starfleet grave robbers

 

[Gertch]

^ Beautiful!

 

[Rat Boy]

Starfleet grave robbers

And they would've gotten away with it, too, if it wasn't for those meddling kids!

 

[Shatmandu]

Scotty: "Man, laundry day sucks."
Spock: "That's why I brought narcotics."

 

[Outpost4]

Scotty: Borgas frat! What did Rand flush down this crapper?

Kirk: Scotty, I think I've found the problem.

 

[Shatmandu]

Scotty, agitated: "Because he hasn't changed the contest over is no reason to--"
Spock: "Just hold his eyes open, engineer ..."

 

[Triskelion]

Mr Scott, would it not be easier if we painted the eggs before we hid them?

 

[Shatmandu]

Mr Scott, would it not be easier if we painted the eggs before we hid them?

Winner in my book.

Joe, bookless

 

[cooleddie74]

"Aye, Mister Spock.

The Captain...he hid the Secret Santa presents in a WEE tight spot this season!!"

"BEST bush I've ever had.

Hands down. I'll call you on the commsystem later.

I promise."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Aye, lads...

Isn't it always funny how these borgas criminals always look like natural ghosts or ghouls early on...then right when we unmask them we can see the bloody zippers and seams?"

 

[John Picard]

Scotty: "Just another *PUSH* and down the chute goes Shatmandu."

Spock: "I am certain that the suicide note I penned is believable."

Scotty: "Aye, and those fart captions of his will be no more."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Admiral Cooleddie is a struggler, Mister Scott.

Restrain him with all your upper body strength so we can shut him the hell UP!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

"Norman! What do you think you're doing? Don't you touch me, don't! NORMAN! Put me down, put me down, I can walk on my own... "

 

[cooleddie74]

THIS time...Jason wasn't coming back.

 

[Rat Boy]

The reason why it had been such a long time since McCoy delivered a baby was because he always got so sloshed that Spock and Scotty had to take over.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Quick, Mister Spock...tattoo the lightning bolt on the side of the white puppy!

Before he bloody bites me!!"

 

[Cakes488]

The overworked bridge crew were due a little respite.... As soon as the Captain arrived the the Irish step dancers flanking the bridge door would begin their performance.

 

[Cakes488]

Spock was thrilled that we was able to go the Halloween party "as is"....

 

[Cakes488]

Sulu: "Ooooh, hello there sweetcheeks!"
Scott: "Looks like I picked the wrong day to wear ma kilt tae work."

Mr. Spock: Wearing your kilt does not necessarily present a problem, omitting your undergarments does.

 

[Cakes488]

Mr. Spock: One more dunk should be sufficient to incapacitate him Mr. Scott and then I will follow with the hypo. I shall become the rightful captain of this ship one way or another.