TOS Caption Contest #132 - esrevinU rorriM

[cooleddie74]

In the Mirror Starfleet, overtime wasn't measured in hours or credits. It was measured in time GRIMACED.

 

[Outpost4]

Doohan: Listen, we said NO MORE AUTOGRAPHS!

 

[cooleddie74]

"NOW, Spock!!!

Before he pulls another prop out of his comedy trunk!!!"

 

[cooleddie74]

CHEKOV:"Funny. I never noticed dese buttons look like Jolly Ranchers."

SULU:"Be quiet...before I have you FORCE FED some of them until your wig explodes."

 

[Maurice]

CHEKOV: Vhy, I know it like the palm of my hand.
SULU: That's "back of your hand".
CHEKOV: Not the vay ve jerk it in Russia!

And then it all went black, and no one saw Rand again until the V'ger incident...

 

[cooleddie74]

CHEKOV:"I dunno vy de keptin insists on having security vatch us ven he's away...ve learned our lesson de last time!"

SULU:"If that's so...how come an indicator light on your panel is labeled 'START COUP D'ETAT WHEN LIT' ?"

"Aye, Mister Spock.

Ensign Winehouse...she'll take the methadone whether she LIKES it or not!!"

 

[Rat Boy]

With McCoy on leave, it fell to Spock and Scotty to put down the pets left at the ship's pound.

 

[M'Sharak]

"So, on other ship, they hev tactical scope which does not attach to desk?"
"That's what I hear, Pavel."
"But how does thet even work?"

 

[Gertch]

Scotty: Ach, my wee turtles.

Spock: "I see one of the bastards poking it's head out back here."

 

[highlander]

Spock: "Please Mr. Scott we must hurry. Baby Jimmy is trapped in the well."

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "Please Mr. Scott we must hurry. Baby Jimmy is trapped in the well."

Scotty: "He just pissed in me eye!"

 

[phenyx2]

One just never knows when things can turn around???

 

[Gertch]

Ceiling Spock helps the new hire through the mind warping first day.

 

[Drob]

Scotty: "Ye had to flush so hard the handle broke off?"
<Hangs over stall & opens top tank>

Scotty: "Aye, she's been upper decked, more than once!"
Spock: <Arches eyebrow>

 

[Nerys Myk]

They had to box the Number Threes.

 

[Nerys Myk]

CHEKOV: How many jellybeans did you get?

 

[battrekker]

Ceiling Spock helps the new hire through the mind warping first day.

Now we have to worry about both Spock and Scotty watching you while you m-a-s-t-u-r-b-a-t-e...
Scary!!!

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Mirror Chekov: Vhy is my console sticky?!
Mirror Sulu: Oh, sorry. Me and the redshirts ran a train on Uhura earlier. I'm uploading the video right now on my porn site... wanna see?

 

[John Picard]

Mirror Chekov: Vhere is dis stuff coming from?!

*IF HE BOTHERED TO LOOK UP*

Scotty: *snicker*

Spock: "Fascinating. 'Hock another loogey on his console, Mr Scott."

 

[Outpost4]

Chekov: So vhy do I vant to sing, "Hey, hey, we're Megadeath/People say we're dying around/But we're too busy shredding/To put anybody down"?