TOS Caption Contest #131 - 3 Centuries of Late Fees

[highlander]

Spock: "Curious........He keeps saying that his name is Chakotay and that he is lost in the Delta Quadrant."

 

[highlander]

Spock: "He keeps saying 'Little Beaver....Little Beaver'"
McCoy: "Do you think that's his wife's name?"
Spock "No...I think he's just horny."

 

[cooleddie74]

"My mind to your mind...

Your wampum...to my wampum..."

"They actually bothered to put SHE'S THE SHERIFF on BluRay ?!"

 

[cooleddie74]

McCOY:"I'm not sure WHAT the hell we're lookin' at, Christine...but I'm pretty certain it's offendin' someone."

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk and Spock: "...so I tell the doctor I have this problem. I'm a tepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a tepee, I'm a wigwam. The doctor tells me my problem is that I'm two tents."

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"The horror...

The horror.

So many white people...dressed like Indians...

THE HORROR..."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Bones: Damnit, Spock. You and Jim's sex play is beginning to get a little out of hand!

McCoy: A Night With Conway Twitty... no wonder these people are about to be fragged.

 

[cooleddie74]

McCOY:"Don't you have reservations about doing this, Spock?"

NURSE CHAPEL: (*Giggles*)

McCOY:"Oh.

Oh...yeah, right.

I just caught that."

"Boy.

They weren't kidding when they said DOCTOR WHO episodes ran a hundred years...were they?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

"Night of the Lepus". Thats sounds pretty good.

 

[cooleddie74]

"BARELY LEGAL BUTTBANGERS 17.

Must be from one of their literary giants."

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK:"You appear to have been correct in your supposition, Doctor...

The Captain will NOT benefit from accupuncture."

 

[Nerys Myk]

What kind of library doesn't have any Uwe Boll films? The man's a genius!

 

[cooleddie74]

"Billy Joel kept making records after the drinking and driving?



And people BOUGHT THEM?!"

 

[Outpost4]

Spock: Stop trying to be Marlon Brando.

 

[Cakes488]

McCoy: Well Spock...what is it???? What's happening to him?

Spock: I am not certain doctor as I have never experienced this sensation. But it is called an orgasm, please explain.

McCoy: Sure Spock, sure.........but rather than explain it I think I'll have Christine take you to sick bay and give you a first "hand" demo when we get back to the ship.

 

[Cakes488]

McCoy: Well Spock...what's in his mind...what's he thinking?

Spock: Must.......chant......for........rain

 

[Cakes488]

McCoy: Yeah Jim I finally found something we can use to cut that coke up on!

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "Would it kill this planet to invent something better than a card catalog?"

 

[Voyager]

McCoy: well Spock?
Spock: well what?
McCoy: well what is he saying?
Spock: beats me, can't get good reception...

McCoy: hmmm...so this is where Scotty keeps all those Windows CDs for the computer...

 

[NathanielM]

Spock: Our minds are melding.. We are... <grimaces>
Kirok: <mutters something under breath>
McCoy: well what did he say.
Spock: He said lower doctor... <noticing the bulge in his skin pants>
McCoy: Damn it Jim, I'm a Doctor not Mr. Sulu!
Spock: Spock to Enterprise... Mr Sulu?

McCoy: <murmuring> Mirror Mirror on the wall... Who is the fairest one of all?