TOS Caption Contest #131 - 3 Centuries of Late Fees
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McCoy: "Oh yeaaaa I'll fix you Spock... I am pulling out the PETER PAUL AND MARY Album and the John Denver's GREATEST HITS Albums!"
Kirk <reaching up as he is muttering incoherently> TITS! TITS! TITS! I crave Miramanee's Tits!
McCoy: What is he saying Spock?
SPOCK: He is craving the mammories of some chick...
McCoy: Oh dear lord, hes after the green Orion Broad again!
Mr. Atoz Replica #2, offscreen: "You want to come to my room and ... see my private collection?"
McCoy: "Yeah, meld with that fucker, man! Get all up in his brain and shit. Up your ass, Kirk! That's the way we roll, bitch!"
Spock: "You watched your Fast and the Furious DVDs before beaming down again, didn't you?"
Spock: "Now he's saying that his hero is Captain Archer!"
Spock: "He says he has faith of the heart, and that he's going where his heart will take him."
McCoy: "These goddamned Indians have driven him mad."
McCoy: "Damn, now I know he really lost it!"
McCoy: AH HAH!!! Here it is.. the complete series of SPONGE BOB, BARNEY and TELLETUBBIES! Take that you vulcan bastard!...
McCoy: WOOT School House Rock! <humming along> I am a Bill sitting on Capital Hill!
Kirk: Get off of me.... Get off me Mr. Sulu! I don't want to take it to browntown! NOooooooOOOO!
McCoy: What's he talking about Spock?
Spock: I have no idea but its great material for my novel!
McCoy: "This Library of Extended Caption Contests is very nice. Here's the one Shatmandu started and then disappeared for a year."
McCoy: "Figures that I wasn't in it."
SPOCK:"Now I'm thinking of a teepee numbered one to five...
WHICH one is it?"
"They still make Cabo Wabo drink coasters? Nice."
McCoy: I can't believe they have a copy of my latest medical book, Vulcan Anatomy: How to Treat Green-Blooded Hobgoblins.
"Stephen King's Expanded, Ultra-Unabridged THE STAND.
Disc 345 of 561."
McCoy: "Is that a gas cap on his forehead?"
Spock: "Don't be ridiculous. 'PONTIAC' is the name of his tribe."
McCoy: "Oh."
<Spock silently gloats.>
Spock's Mind to Kirk's Mind: "Would it ... kill you ... to give a guy a reach-around? <slams mental door>."
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"I'm getting the first Powerball number now...
And the second..."
"An entire library full of replacement magnifying glass lenses?
These people WERE weird."