TOS Caption Contest #131 - 3 Centuries of Late Fees

[cooleddie74]

"Weena said the talking discs will tell us how the Morlocks came to dominate the planet...and how everyone ended up looking like blonde Swedes in Prince Valiant costumes."

 

[cooleddie74]

"As I suspected, Doctor.

The Captain...he wants HEAP much space poontang."

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "What's with all these copies of 'All Along the Watchtower?'"

 

[cooleddie74]

"47 copies of FREDDY GOT FINGERED?

No wonder this place failed."

 

[milo bloom]

"Man, Battlestar Galactica is *still* overpriced!"

 

[M'Sharak]

"Bakersfield? Huh. Looks more like Iowa to me!"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

McCoy: "What's with all these copies of 'All Along the Watchtower?'"

Head-Baltar: All this has happened before and will happen again...

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Nimoy: snnnrk ssnnnrk snort
Kelley: "What are you doing, Len?"
Nimoy: "Getting revenge for my bike." ptui

McCoy: "How the hell did I get to be the final arbiter on the Enterprise library? It's the repository of all known information, you can't just throw stuff away because there's no room. It's knowledge, pure and simple. But no, we need 50 ekabytes of storage space free for the Memory Beta back up. I can't choose what's necessary and... mmm, Star Trek: Nemesis... That can go for a start.

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "The older he gets, the worse he holds his liquor."

 

[Outpost4]

Nimoy: Bill, you're too old to be playing Cowboys and Indians. And you're not getting a pony for your birthday.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

McCoy: Ya know I liked it when mail came in envelopes and paper, not these stupid discs.

 

[Rat Boy]

The Shat got really tired of "International Talk Like William Shatner Day" really fast.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

McCoy: While you're in there, Spock, fix the captain's speech impediment. Start with his pronunciation of sabotage.

 

[Cakes488]

After the infamous "Bear Claw Butt Plug Extraction Incident" she was now known as Mira-freaky throughout the tribe....... and beyond.

 

[Cakes488]

McCoy Reading: Propery of James T. Kirk..... "The List"
*McCoy thinking*
Most men do keep a tally of women they've bedded....but this is ridiculous!

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "While I fix his mind, why don't you work on his obviously-broken hand, Doctor?"

McCoy: "'Mixed and Mastered by Outpost4.' Ah, good to find a classic."

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy, rifling through disks: "Nothing. Am I the only one in the universe with a 'nude women in sneakers' fetish?"
Mr. Atoz, offscreen: "I have my own stash in my quarters. Right this way ..."
<McCoy considers, shrugs, follows.>

 

[Cakes488]

As Mira-freaky orally serviced Kerok, Spock pulled a mind meld and tried to get off by-proxy.

 

[Hambone]

McCOY: Yay, my copy of "The Naughty Nurses of Starfleet" finally arrived!

 

[Rat Boy]

After the infamous "Bear Claw Butt Plug Extraction Incident" she was now known as Mira-freaky throughout the tribe....... and beyond.

Cloud Rick James (singing): "She's super freaaaaaaaaaky!"