TOS Caption Contest #131 - 3 Centuries of Late Fees

[Nerys Myk]

And to think, this is all that's left of Mr Peanut.

 

[cooleddie74]

" 'Contact Lenses for Giant Squid'

Drawer...FIFTEEN?!"

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"Your meld...inside...my...MY BRAIN...


Heap big disorientation!!!"

 

[Drob]

Wrong type of indian head massage

 

[battrekker]

Spock: My mind to your mind, my thoughts... No, no, Sunday hasn't arrived yet, Sunday hasn't arrived yet!

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "If you want to hold the Limbo pole in this manner, it will take total concentration."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Spock: He's dead, Doctor. Grab his wallet and I'll get his phaser.

 

[Rat Boy]

Nimoy: "Why does Bill always have to get drunk and pass out at my birthday party?"

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy: "While you're in there, make sure he doesn't order Pepsi One anymore. That shit sucks."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Spock (in trance): When I get home, I think about you and touch myself... When I get home, I think about you and touch myself...
Chapel: Doctor, we have to break the meld!
McCoy: I wanna hear more.

 

[cooleddie74]

NIMOY:"Bill's overdosed on pancake makeup and toupee glue...get Gene down here NOW!!!!"

 

[cooleddie74]

"I've still got the face of a thirty-year-old.

Even if my body is ready to be admitted to the Norpin Colony."

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy, thinking: "Hmm. If I glue this to the toe of my boot and stand behind Uhura ..."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Commemorative Bailey's Irish Creme coasters?

Why the hell didn't anyone TELL ME these came out?!?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

KELLEY: I didn't know it was Bill! From the corner of my eye he looked like some smelly hippy going after my wallet. So I cold cocked him.

 

[cooleddie74]

NIMOY:"Just lay back and relax, Bill...let the stress ooze from every pore...

I know shiatsu."

 

[Gertch]

"I'm sorry doctor but he's gone into rem sleep waiting for Outpost to return."

 

[highlander]

McCoy: "Damn it Spock!!! You give Indian burns on the forearm not the forehead!!!"

 

[Drob]

DVD flipper discs?
A tiny flying saucer?
Souljaboy next to Slayer CDs?
Triple platinum Ballid of Bilbo?
Petri dishes licked clean by Chekov?
Some shiny gizmo sporting an apple logo?
Crushed beer can removed from Kirocs forehead?




-note
Does anyone know what those light reflector thingys doctors strap to their heads are officially called?

 

[scottydog]

Spock: "C'mon, get over it, Captain. So what if DrBob is not really a doctor?"