TOS Caption Contest #128 - Record Time

[Shatmandu]

Re: Caption Contest #128 - Record Time

Uhura: "I'm glad Commissioner Outpost4 wants to improve sewer service, but does he have to do it with his pants down?"

Sulu: "No, Comissioner Outpost4 doesn't come to everyone's house to do personal toilet inspections. Why do you ask?"

 

[John Picard]

To this day, Outpost4 is still blamed for his role in the Sewage Planning Meeting of 2009 and it's results on the environment.

 

[Outpost4]

Re: Caption Contest #128 - Record Time

Sulu: I have planned sewage.

 

[M'Sharak]

Scotty planned a little "commission" of his own.

 

[Shatmandu]

Re: Caption Contest #128 - Record Time

Uhura: "Was it really necessary for Outpost4 to do a Powerpoint presentation on the streaks in my toilet?"

 

[Gary7]

Lieutenant: "It appears the enemy has a target rich environment, sir. People are being picked off left and right."
Admiral: "Whose bloody idea was it to choose red for our uniform color? Did everyone forget about the 'Redcoats'??"

 

[Mistral]

Re: Caption Contest #128 - Record Time

"Everything was fine until Outpost4 showed Mr. Spock a sample of the sewage. Poor guy puked all over himself and passed out."

 

[Shatmandu]

Re: Caption Contest #128 - Record Time

Uhura: "What kind of person caters a sewage commission meeting and serves sausages with brown gravy?"

 

[Triskelion]

Re: Caption Contest #128 - Record Time

Why is everyone leaving?
Shatmandu's jokes are just too dirty for the sewer crowd.

Who knew the Sewer Planning Commission would respond so violently when Outpost4 made a movement before he had the floor!

 

[Rat Boy]

Re: Caption Contest #128 - Record Time

Sulu: "Yes, I'm afraid High Commissioner Outpost4 made us leave the shuttlecraft behind just so we can treat the sewage problem on Makus III in time. The guy makes Ferris look like a wimp by comparison."

 

[Cakes488]

Re: Caption Contest #128 - Record Time

Who knew the Sewer Planning Commission would respond so violently when Outpost4 made a movement before he had the floor!

The Commission further asked Outpost4 that next time the need for a "movement" occurs that he would excuse himself and please use the bathroom.

 

[Shatmandu]

Re: Caption Contest #128 - Record Time

Uhura: "I don't think High Sewage Commissioner Outpost4's idea of an 'excessive pubic hair' tax is fair at all."
Sulu: "You're asking the wrong guy: I pluck my chicken."

 

[Shatmandu]

Re: Caption Contest #128 - Record Time

Who knew the Sewer Planning Commission would respond so violently when Outpost4 made a movement before he had the floor!

The Commission further asked Outpost4 that next time the need for a "movement" occurs that he would excuse himself and please use the bathroom.

I second the motion, and request two additional courtesy flushes be added to his agenda.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Re: Caption Contest #128 - Record Time

"Everything was fine until Outpost4 showed Mr. Spock a sample of the sewage. Poor guy puked all over himself and passed out."

"And someone should tell him that Two Girls One Cup does not constitute a safety video."

 

[the 4th hanson bro]

Thanks for the win Outpost4. I also want to thank you for doing these contests. You're tops!

How kind of you, Gertch. It is a community effort.

And we don't mind you taking extra time if you don't mind the ribbing.

OK by me, especially considering how I usually change out these contests exactly on time, without fail. You could set your watch by it.



If your watch is a sundial.

I was thinking calendar, but who's counting?

Romaine: Wait a minute Scotty, you actually believe women who say size doesn't matter?




I'm personally disappointed that 8 pages in and this joke hasn't surfaced.

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Everyone thought alien chest-bursters were just a myth. Everyone was wrong.

"McCoy to Enterprise, nobody eat the special!"

"McCoy to Enteprise, medical emer... what? Uh, yeah, I can hold."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Put that puny thing AWAY, Scotty...

I asked for a meal. Not a snack."

 

[cooleddie74]

"McCoy to Enterprise!!!

Tell ship's laundry they no longer have the afternoon off!!!"

 

[John Picard]

McCoy: "Get us out of here! This prolonged Caption Contest is taking its toll on everyone!"

 

[cooleddie74]

"McCoy to Enterprise!!!

Get us the hell OUTTA HERE!!!

The length of this contest is killing Spock, dammit!!!"