Man! That was that a hard contest to judge. There were so many possible winners that I had to make some new totally arbitrary categories. As before, and in the future, all captions are judged on merit with authors anonymous. Pardon the length of this post but I think we'll make a special case this time.
For now Pookha has asked me to take the contest, and I will gladly do so weekly unless others want to get involved or until the voices tell me otherwise.
There are some sick laughing twisted maniacs out there and it was my pleasure to sit in judgment of you. Congratulations go out to all posters who made this thread one good laugh after another. You're all winners. But it wouldn't do to repost the entire thread, would it?
So, onto the real winners:
Best One Liners:
Best Multi-Post:
There were three winners and quite a few runners-up:
Best Quantum Leap Reference:
Photoshop Awards:
They were all really awesome. But two posts said the most with the least:
Best Gazelle reference:
Less is more. Gazelles.
Perhaps even after all these winners, you feel someone has been left out. Indeed. I had to make a special category for one poster in particular this week....
The Cool Eddie Award:
This is a dubious award is made especially for Cooleddie74, whose captions keep us all LOLing both with and at him! I know the number of a really good psychotherapist if you need it. I do after reading these brain-bleachers!
I know I speak for the whole forum when I say...Thank you Cooleddie74???
And what am I win, do you ask? These totally shui crayon-on-brown-paper bag portraits of the Firefly crew by artist Alida Saxon:
Congratulations everyone!
This week we are taking a lighthearted jaunt through a pleasant little valley called The Forge. Great for picnics and sehlat-watching! Bring the kids!
For now Pookha has asked me to take the contest, and I will gladly do so weekly unless others want to get involved or until the voices tell me otherwise.
There are some sick laughing twisted maniacs out there and it was my pleasure to sit in judgment of you. Congratulations go out to all posters who made this thread one good laugh after another. You're all winners. But it wouldn't do to repost the entire thread, would it?
So, onto the real winners:
Best One Liners:
Shran: "I saw the original series! You're only supposed to have three fingers!"
Shran: Does my bum look big in this?
Archer: Would you please eat a sandwich? You're nothing but skin and boobs.
Rawr
Batman in the 22nd century.
Best Multi-Post:
There were three winners and quite a few runners-up:
Shran: "Captain Archer, set mood lighting to 'intimidate'"
Archer: "See, I'm more stoic than you. I win."
Shran: "... and then I walked down the runway struttin' myself like this, but only some old Bolian woman bid on me. It was the worst batchelor auction ever!"
"Damn my magnetic ass!"
Archer: The goal of the game is to see who can go longest without blinking.
T'Pol: Vulcans can go days without blinking.
Archer: (I hate vulcans.)
Sharan: My butt still iches. Must find a Torneisan ass strap.
Talas: (If he is stupid enough to wear a Torneisan ass strap in public he is stupid enough to sit down without taking it off. I hope I am around to see him when it happens.)
Sharan: (Damn that hurt. Must keep a streight face and always remember to remove the Torneisan ass strap before sitting.)
ARCHER: You're kidding me! Who doesn't like ribs!??
SHRAN: You simply must try the Pinkskins' pork ribs!
ARCHER: oh boy
Best Quantum Leap Reference:
T'Pol: and this hologram you speak of is called Al?
Archer: Yes, something went wrong with the time machine and I accidently leaped forward through time instead of leaping within my own liftetime.
T'pol: What did you say this holodeck program was called again?
Archer: We dont have holodeck technology yet.
T'Pol: I see, and when was the last time you had a medical checkup with doctor phlox?
Photoshop Awards:
They were all really awesome. But two posts said the most with the least:
Shran was completely unprepared for the impromptu game of beach volleyball that had broken out on E-Deck
And one because Colonel Tigh is just good comedy:
Shran: "It may take some time, but eventually the day will come when this will become en vogue for all the greatest starship captains. Believe me."
Archer quickly regretted inviting Colonel Tigh and his wife to dinner.
Best Gazelle reference:
Less is more. Gazelles.
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Archer: So... Gazelles...
T'Pol: Captain, I warned you about the gazelle issue last week. I am leaving.
Archer: I'm sorry, again.
Perhaps even after all these winners, you feel someone has been left out. Indeed. I had to make a special category for one poster in particular this week....
The Cool Eddie Award:
This is a dubious award is made especially for Cooleddie74, whose captions keep us all LOLing both with and at him! I know the number of a really good psychotherapist if you need it. I do after reading these brain-bleachers!
I know I speak for the whole forum when I say...Thank you Cooleddie74???
"No, we will NOT admit your snouts are more attractive than our antennae! This conference is OVER!!!"
T'POL:"Wanna do it?"
ARCHER:"You did what to Trip's groin muscle?!"
"I will ask just ONE more time, Pig Face.
And if you don't give me the correct answer I will make you suffer.
WHERE...is my Bananarama mixtape?"
SHRAN:""KIRK!!!"
TELLARITE:"Picard!!"
ARCHER:"God."
T'POL:"So...Trip tells me you have a superfluous third testicle."
"If the Pink Skin chili backfires on me now, we're BOTH dead."
T'POL:"Is this green tea?"
ARCHER:"Ummmm...no, actually. Lemon iced."
T'POL:"Oh. I prefer green tea. Chef knows that. And so do you if I'm not mistaken."
ARCHER:"Well...next time I'll remind him to make sure it's green."
T'POL:"Thank you...but I won't be finishing this."
ARCHER:"Sorry?"
T'POL:"The iced tea. I do not like it. Have the porter return it."
ARCHER:"Fair enough."
T'POL:"Thank you."
ARCHER:"What was that?"
T'POL:"Never mind."
ARCHER:"Oh."
T'POL(muttering under breath):"Human douchebag."
ARCHER(the same):"Pointy-eared bitch."
And what am I win, do you ask? These totally shui crayon-on-brown-paper bag portraits of the Firefly crew by artist Alida Saxon:
Congratulations everyone!
This week we are taking a lighthearted jaunt through a pleasant little valley called The Forge. Great for picnics and sehlat-watching! Bring the kids!
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