Caption Contest: silent but deadly

[cooleddie74]

SHRAN:"No, Miranda was the hottest Pink Skin on that SEX show from their planet!!"

ARCHER:"You...you ever get that...not so fresh feeling?"

"I'll be back in a minute, Talas.

Guard the equipment. If I know that depraved engineer of theirs, he'll break in, take it all and use it on that Vulcan he thinly disguises his lust for."

Never underestimate the power of a good food poisoning.

 

[cooleddie74]

"I will ask just ONE more time, Pig Face.

And if you don't give me the correct answer I will make you suffer.

WHERE...is my Bananarama mixtape?"

 

[Kirby]

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Archer: So... Gazelles...
T'Pol: Captain, I warned you about the gazelle issue last week. I am leaving.
Archer: I'm sorry, again.

 

[cooleddie74]

T'POL:"Is this green tea?"

ARCHER:"Ummmm...no, actually. Lemon iced."

T'POL:"Oh. I prefer green tea. Chef knows that. And so do you if I'm not mistaken."

ARCHER:"Well...next time I'll remind him to make sure it's green."

T'POL:"Thank you...but I won't be finishing this."

ARCHER:"Sorry?"

T'POL:"The iced tea. I do not like it. Have the porter return it."

ARCHER:"Fair enough."

T'POL:"Thank you."

ARCHER:"What was that?"

T'POL:"Never mind."

ARCHER:"Oh."

T'POL(muttering under breath):"Human douchebag."

ARCHER(the same):"Pointy-eared bitch."

 

[cooleddie74]

SHRAN:"I will NOT stand here and be insulted in this manner by a creature whose own race is guilty of countless raids and attacks into our space!!!"

TELLARITE:"And I will not be talked down to by a man whose species looks like they are made of Icy-Hot muscle rub!!"

 

[SciFi75]

Shran: What do you say we toss Captain Boring out of an airlock, kill his crew, and sell his ship for scrap?

Archer: Uh...I am sitting here.

 

[SciFi75]

Talas: I don't know what is more disturbing: You wearing a thong or the fact that the thong was white this morning.

 

[SciFi75]

Shran: Damn Archer's ship and his tiny toilet paper dispenser for giving me this swamp ass!

 

[cooleddie74]

SHRAN:"Diet Dr. Pepper does NOT taste more like regular Dr. Pepper!!! Your stunted pig taste buds and sense of smell have deceived you!!"

 

[cooleddie74]

SHRAN:"It may look uncomfortable...but Captain Archer insists it's the "In" thing this year on Risa and Wrigley's Pleasure Planet."

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Shran: I do NOT have blue balls!
Talas: "What Ever!"

 

[Triskelion]

Captain. We have to talk.

 

[cooleddie74]

TALAS:"You do realize...if you fart in that thing your cranium is going to explode."

 

[cooleddie74]

SHRAN:""KIRK!!!"

TELLARITE:"Picard!!"

ARCHER:"God."

 

[Nerys Myk]

SHRAN:""KIRK!!!"

TELLARITE:"Picard!!"

ARCHER:"God."

MACO: "Let's not bring the Sisko into this."

 

[cooleddie74]

SHRAN:"For the LAST time, Pig Face...you got your chocolate in MY peanut butter..."

 

[cooleddie74]

T'POL:"So...


get laid much?"

 

[Pensive]

SHRAN: Lazy Tellarite swine...I TOLD you to go to Geico.com!! THINK of how much money you could have saved on insurance!

 

[Nerys Myk]

ARCHER: You're kidding me! Who doesn't like ribs!??

SHRAN: You simply must try the Pinkskins' pork ribs!

ARCHER: oh boy

 

[Bak_and_Blue]

OMG LOL
<----if I were the judge.... this one would win, hands down.

Captain. We have to talk.