Contest: ENTER Voyager Caption Contest #246: The Nuclear Waste Disposal Allegory

[Orac]

Did somebody say enema?

 

[Nerys Myk]

Tuvok: I'm detecting an anaphasic alien on board
Janeway: Where?
Tuvok: Lt. Torres' quarters

 

[tharpdevenport]

Did somebody say enema?

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[Oddish]

Seriously anti-Tom T. Hall there...

 

[Nerys Myk]

EMH: He's dead, Captain.
Tuvok: Shall we space him?
Janeway: Open the air lock...Hold on, are those vintage Jordans?

 

[tharpdevenport]

Doctorween: "Captain Mistress Janeway, something seems ... amiss..."

 

[Orac]

Doctorween: THIS is how I define unwarranted!

 

[Oddish]

TU-WICK: "I did try to tell you that operating Lieutenant Torres's new Infinite Improbability Drive on October 31 could have unexpected side effects, Captain."

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

The Doctor: "You have water on the shoulder."
Chakotay: "Yeah, it's the one I let everybody cry on."

 

[Nerys Myk]

Chakotay: I had no idea Naomi's last name was literal.
EMH: Never get between her and her Flotter holoprograms.

 

[Finn]

Tuvok: The computer has translated the message.... We've entered a region where possessing coffee is a capital crime.

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

"Oh look, there's the boot from the Star Trek reboot...wait a minute..."

 

[Orac]

Tuvock: Captain, we are now entering the orifice.
Janeway: There's coffee in that orifice.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Tuvok: "Captain, we have entered the gaseous anomaly, and it appears it has leaked into the Bridge, accounting for the smell, obviously."

Janeway (inner monologue): Riiiiiiiiiigggggggggghhhhhhhhhhtttttttttt.....

 

[Oddish]

Tuvock: Captain, we are now entering the orifice.
Janeway: There's coffee in that orifice.

TUVOK: "I'm afraid your observation is incorrect, Captain. The substance is liquid in form and brown in color... but it is most assuredly not coffee."

 

[tharpdevenport]

Doctor: "Now something is most definitively amiss. But also funny for some reason."

 

[Oddish]

EMH: "I'm afraid there's no doubt, Captain. We've all been genetically spliced with a plant based lifeform known as an Oddish."

 

[IMC Headquarters]

MAALON: I'm half-Vidiian. On my father's side.


or


MAALON: The trash? Out of danger?

or


"He chose...poorly."

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

Janeway: "Since when does Voyager have a smoking section?"

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

"Max Headroom, eat your heart out!"

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