Did somebody say enema?
Contest: ENTER Voyager Caption Contest #246: The Nuclear Waste Disposal Allegory
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Did somebody say enema?
Tuvok: I'm detecting an anaphasic alien on board
Janeway: Where?
Tuvok: Lt. Torres' quarters
Did somebody say enema?
Seriously anti-Tom T. Hall there...
EMH: He's dead, Captain.
Tuvok: Shall we space him?
Janeway: Open the air lock...Hold on, are those vintage Jordans?
Doctorween: "Captain Mistress Janeway, something seems ... amiss..."
Doctorween: THIS is how I define unwarranted!
TU-WICK: "I did try to tell you that operating Lieutenant Torres's new Infinite Improbability Drive on October 31 could have unexpected side effects, Captain."
The Doctor: "You have water on the shoulder."
Chakotay: "Yeah, it's the one I let everybody cry on."
Chakotay: I had no idea Naomi's last name was literal.
EMH: Never get between her and her Flotter holoprograms.
Tuvok: The computer has translated the message.... We've entered a region where possessing coffee is a capital crime.
"Oh look, there's the boot from the Star Trek reboot...wait a minute..."
Tuvock: Captain, we are now entering the orifice.
Janeway: There's coffee in that orifice.
Tuvok: "Captain, we have entered the gaseous anomaly, and it appears it has leaked into the Bridge, accounting for the smell, obviously."
Janeway (inner monologue): Riiiiiiiiiigggggggggghhhhhhhhhhtttttttttt.....
TUVOK: "I'm afraid your observation is incorrect, Captain. The substance is liquid in form and brown in color... but it is most assuredly not coffee."
Doctor: "Now something is most definitively amiss. But also funny for some reason."
EMH: "I'm afraid there's no doubt, Captain. We've all been genetically spliced with a plant based lifeform known as an Oddish."
MAALON: I'm half-Vidiian. On my father's side.
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MAALON: The trash? Out of danger?
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"He chose...poorly."
Janeway: "Since when does Voyager have a smoking section?"
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