Caption Contest: silent but deadly

[cooleddie74]

Negotiations over who got to borrow the Nintendo DS that weekend stalemated in less than twenty minutes.

T'POL:"I saw you staring at my buttocks earlier.




Continue."

"The Pink Skins were right, Talas.

They don't call these things 'butt huggers' for nothing."

Installing cloaked trampoline pads in the corridors of the lower decks proved to be a somewhat unsuccessful defense measure.

 

[Gadrin]

You do the hokey-pokey and you turn yourself around...that's what it's all about...

 

[Nerys Myk]

The Score
Sucker Punching Invisible Midgets: 1

Andorians: 0

 

[Triskelion]

Archer over Shipwide Com: Hoshi, stay off the helm!

I will destroy you at Centipede!

Shran: And for the record, it wasn't a tongue kiss. Archer's not a slut you know.

Archer: What did you expect? It's not like I get any attention at home.
T'Pol: Oh here we go. I keep telling you, I don't eat hot dogs!

 

[cooleddie74]

The Andorians weren't warned to avoid Porthos's tail when tiptoeing through the corridors at night.

"How DARE you call my ship a Smurf Scow!"

TALAS:"You're lucky, Commander.

One bite of the Pink Skins' Mexican food and you'd blow that thing across the room. Permanent whiplash."

T'POL:"What does Trip mean...

'Liquor in the front, poker in back'?!"

 

[Gadrin]

 

[Triskelion]

Well when you're Jon Archer, you can pull a few strings.

 

[cooleddie74]

T'POL:"Sir?

Captain?!

You inhaled the entire thing...didn't you? Vulcan narcotics are not meant to be consumed all at once, even by Vulcans with years of emotional control and training!!"

 

[Gadrin]

>

 

[Nerys Myk]

T'POL: "Any idea on how long this contest is going to last?"

 

[Starpaul20]

Archer quickly regretted inviting Colonel Tigh and his wife to dinner.

 

[cooleddie74]

ARCHER:"This contest's taking forever.

I'm starting to think THIS is Starfleet's first-ever five year mission and Admiral Forrest just didn't want to tell us."

 

[cooleddie74]

The


MANNIX !


A Quinn Talas Production

 

[Nerys Myk]

ARCHER:" So should we encourage people to start the 'Gay bathhouse' photoshopping?"

T'POL: "It might speed things up."

 

[Pensive]

ARCHER: T'Pol, fetch my sombrero. It's the only way to end this contest.

 

[Bak_and_Blue]

^^^^ Archer: Ahhh, thank you. That's the ticket.

 

[cooleddie74]

T'POL:"I accidentally coughed in your plate. My apologies."

 

[Rat Boy]

Archer: "Have you noticed the romance has completely gone out of this relationship?"

 

[Triskelion]

Archer: It was the dog.

 

[cooleddie74]

T'POL:"So...any plans for after your duty shift ends?"

ARCHER:"Nothing that involves you, a funnel and three cubic litres of lubricants I'm sure."