Caption Contest: silent but deadly

[NovusInceptum]

Tellarite: Shut up blue boy!
Shran: Call me whatever you like. At least I'm in the series finale and get paid way more that you!

T'Pol: *thinking* So he really is gay...fascinating.

Shran: You had sex with who?!

Batman in the 22nd century.

 

[cooleddie74]

SHRAN:"You SLANDEROUS Pig!

Lieutenant Talas has never let one of your entourage Dirty Sanchez her!!"

T'POL:"So...Trip tells me you have a superfluous third testicle."

"If the Pink Skin chili backfires on me now, we're BOTH dead."

Rigged wire kung fu scenes never work in TREK stories.

 

[SciFi75]

Archer: You....me...wetsuits and fondu....interested?

 

[Triskelion]

Thanks, Bak_and_Blue!

 

[cooleddie74]

T'POL:"Would this be an unfortunate time to inform you I have a lactose intolerance?"

 

[cooleddie74]

"CONNIVING, LYING PIG!!!

How dare you open your filthy maw and imply that Sanjaya was more entertaining than William Hung!!"

 

[Pensive]

SHRAN: Well, Tellarite swine, we'll see how smug you are after you battle the Rancor!! Archer, drop him into the pit...

 

[cooleddie74]

SHRAN:"No.

I will NOT touch you there, Pig Dog."

 

[cooleddie74]

ARCHER:"Will you stop staring...please?

You can't tell me you've never seen a grown human take Flinstone vitamins before."

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

Tellarite: "I get calling them 'pinkskins,' but what's with referring to me as 'the other white meat'?

T'Pol: "... and while you are, how did you put it? 'Laying pipe?' with the one, what do you propose I do with the other?"

Unchartable and unpredictable, plot holes often wreaked havoc with Enterprise's artificial gravity, not to mention its ratings.

 

[cooleddie74]

"...and in addition to removing any and all remaining Tellarite listening posts from along our mutual border, I want a pledge that THIS man will no longer be allowed at interstellar diplomatic functions after eating Pink Skin Mexican food!"

T'POL:"So...





Want to see my famous kal-toh rod trick?"

Where will YOU be when your molting process begins?

 

[Pensive]

SHRAN: I demand that you admit Guinan is the superior warrior compared to Q, or these negotiations are OVER!

 

[RobertScorpio]

"You Slut!"

 

[RobertScorpio]

Another example of how a simple Yeast infection can end a marriage

 

[cooleddie74]

SHRAN:"Will you excuse me, Captain?

I...I think your Chef's beef stew is coming back...with a VENGEANCE."

 

[cooleddie74]

T'POL:"No breadsticks tonight?






Asshole."

 

[Nerys Myk]

ARCHER: Would you like to go back to my place and see my etchings?

 

[cooleddie74]

T'POL:"I hear Trip got a letter from Natalie.





She got clitoral enlargement surgery."

 

[Bak_and_Blue]

^^^^ Huh??

Nevermind, don't explain Cooleddie.

 

[Triskelion]

T'Pol: Stop kicking me.

I'll be right back. I'm just going to see what this nice man with the Klingon suppository injector wants.