Caption Contest: silent but deadly

[Michael]

Shran: "Did you just play footsie with me?!"

 

[Michael]

Shran: "It may take some time, but eventually the day will come when this will become en vogue for all the greatest starship captains. Believe me."

 

[chancellorjake]

^^^I'm Blind!

You should totally post that in the Photoshop thread, NCC-1701. It's horrifying and impressive at the same time.

 

[Triskelion]

Oh man. There is something seriously wrong with NCC1701~!

My eyes! Where's an Oedipus emoticon when you need one?

 

[Rat Boy]

Shran: "Did it just get cold in here?"

 

[John Picard]

Shran the Soup-Nazi: "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!"

 

[cooleddie74]

"How DARE you, Tellarite pig!! My mother's antennae were saints!!"

ARCHER:"So...

(*blows and purses lips*)

...ever seen a donkey show?"

TALAS:"I see the new Thighmaster you picked up from the promenade on Rigel XII is working..."

Which Pink Skin spaceship will YOU be on when your diarrhea returns?(TM)

 

[John Picard]

Which Pink Skin spaceship will YOU be on when your diarrhea returns?(TM)

WINNER!

 

[cooleddie74]

SHRAN:"I'm not sure what this Pink Skin ritual is called, but I heard Archer's linguist refer to it as 'Doing the Louganis.' "

 

[pookha]

sharn demostrates a cat pounce move in trying to show why they are superiour to dogs.



ps..
not flu

that danged bat of phlox attacked my eye..

revenge

 

[ChristopherPike]

You guys crack me up. One spectacle here that I'm quite glad UPN didn't use to boost ratings...

"Blue Moon. You caught me standing alone..."

Nah. They couldn't have cleared that song for use on the titles surely?

 

[CommanderRaytas]

I'm lost for words. I already knew NCC-1701 was a genius, but this is walking the line between genius and madness. Bleach for my brain, please?

 

[Michael]

^ Thanks, guys! Maybe I should go see a doctor who examines my state of mind.

 

[cooleddie74]

Andorians never quite got the hang of Pink Skin mosh pits...or that you needed more than one participant.

 

[Teldune Arcania]

Rawr

 

[Triskelion]

Rawr

Oh behave!

 

[cooleddie74]

SHRAN:"For the LAST TIME, Tellarite pig!!!

Where is my Hello Kitty comforter?"

T'POL:"Not that this is pertinent to our conversation...but were you aware some Vulcan women are born with two clitorii?"

TALAS:"Stop showboating, Commander. The Pink Skins will think you're trying to seduce their homosexual crew members."

In Soviet Alpha Quadrant, deck plating stick to YOU.

 

[Rat Boy]

Shran: "All right, all right! Yes, that outfit makes your butt look big..."

Talas: "You son of a..."

Shran: "...AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!"

Talas: "And stay out!"

 

[All Seeing Eye]

Shran: You no good stinking dirty pig.
Tellerite: Why thankyou very much, I never had a compliment from an Andorian before.
Shran: It wasn't supposed to be a compliment!
Tellerite: Oh.

T'Pol: and this hologram you speak of is called Al?
Archer: Yes, something went wrong with the time machine and I accidently leaped forward through time instead of leaping within my own liftetime.
T'pol: What did you say this holodeck program was called again?
Archer: We dont have holodeck technology yet.
T'Pol: I see, and when was the last time you had a medical checkup with doctor phlox?

Shran: No it doesn't happen to everybody and it IS a big deal.

*Trips joke of turning off the inertial dampeners on deck 7 had some unforeseen consequences for one of the visiting Andorian diplomats.*

 

[Triskelion]

Thanks for letting me borrow some pants, Talas. I almost embarrassed myself.