When did you last have sex?

[Kestra]

None of your business!

 

[Jetfire]

None of your business!

Fo shiz!

 

[Bears Discover Fire]

"Did"? What is this use of past tense, huh?

 

[Gepard]

"Did"? What is this use of past tense, huh?

This message sent from my iBed

 

[Guartho]

Sunday AND Monday night. Oh yeah.

*watches all the single people stare at me in puzzlement as to why that warrants an "Oh yeah."

 

[Robert Maxwell]

"Did"? What is this use of past tense, huh?

Hey, there's a present-tense option. I'm nothing if not inclusive.

 

[Bears Discover Fire]

"Did"? What is this use of past tense, huh?

Hey, there's a present-tense option. I'm nothing if not inclusive.

Too bad you can only vote in this poll once.

 

[Canadave]

A few days ago.

 

[Tiberius]

At the time of this post, more than a week ago. My girlfriend's has gone on a cruise. I got more than a month before she gets back...

 

[scotpens]

Last Sunday morning before the small fry awoke...

...oh, the joys of not having to trudge off to church on Sunday mornings.

Implying that, at some time previously, you did attend church on Sunday mornings? JOOC, did you change your religion?

Ummmmmmmm, define “sex”.

Mr President?

I did not have sexual relations with that woman!

 

[The Mirrorball Man]

Fifteen years ago. It's a bit of a sore point.

 

[Danoz]

Few days ago.

 

[captcalhoun]

2002.

fuck me...

 

[Skywalker]

fuck me...

Is that an exclamation or a request?

If it's the latter, sorry, you're not my type.

 

[Tiberius]

And then she said, "Lie to me! Tell the truth! Lie to me! Tell the truth!"

 

[Jax]

With somebody else? More than a year ago, but that's because I'm picky, and I'm good with that.

I like how you started the sentance..."With somebody else?"

 

[I am not Spock]

Never.

 

[JarodRussell]

How many of those who had their last sex over a year ago are married?

 

[Myasishchev]

2002.

fuck me...

Apparently I'm a hypocrite if I don't. FINE.

Anyway, I don't really remember. Chose more than 1 week ago; could be more than 1 month ago, but I believe it was not. I didn't write it down on my Tabula Coiti or anything.

 

[AJBryant]

1996.

Gah.