When did you last have sex?

[RandyS]

Those records are sealed.

 

[kitkat]

I said more than 1 day ago but that was before last night...the hubby can hardly keep up with me, but he likes trying. Were it up to me, it would be several times a day, but he has to go to work...

 

[John O.]

There's the kitkat I remember from the old days, slobbering up the Enterprise forum! We always ran outta mops when you were around!

 

[AJBryant]

the hubby can hardly keep up with me, but he likes trying. Were it up to me, it would be several times a day

Ah, the good ones are always taken....

 

[Capn Flukie]

And taken repeatedly.

 

[captcalhoun]

fuck me...

Is that an exclamation or a request?

If it's the latter, sorry, you're not my type.

could be either. but you're not my type either...

2002.

fuck me...

Apparently I'm a hypocrite if I don't. FINE.

and neither are you...

 

[Scout101]

How many of those who had their last sex over a year ago are married?

Despite the stereotype, I'd guess NONE of them.

 

[Peacemaker]

February 16, 2009.


Yeah, I know...

So, that's when you went to jail!

 

[infinix]

I'm voter #100... YES.

And seriously? who is having sex right as they were voting? Focus, people. I can multitask as well as anybody, but some things are better enjoyed when being done one at a time.

 

[Gryffindorian]

I'm just glad this poll is anonymous

That's no fun.

 

[infinix]

the hubby can hardly keep up with me, but he likes trying. Were it up to me, it would be several times a day

Ah, the good ones are always taken....

I second that...

 

[Shazam!]

If the good ones are always taken is spoken by a single person does that mean that that single person isn't a good one?

 

[KJbushway]

I haven't met a girl brave enough to stand me long enough.

 

[Gaith]

If the good ones are always taken is spoken by a single person does that mean that that single person isn't a good one?

You are aware that the "ones" referred to in the phrase are "women", not "people", oui?


You know the old joke: women are like parking spaces. The good ones are already taken, the rest are... well... this ain't TNZ, so you'll have to google it.

 

[Stephen!]

Never

 

[TorontoTrekker]

I'm somewhere between J. Allen and Trekker4747, and that's all I'll say on that topic.

Hm, maybe I should rephrase that...

Nah, that's no fun.

 

[Gepard]

Bow-chicka-wow.

 

[Amaris]

I'm somewhere between J. Allen and Trekker4747, and that's all I'll say on that topic.

Hm, maybe I should rephrase that...

Nah, that's no fun.

[straightens tie]

You can sit anywhere you want, sexy.

 

[Locutus of Bored]

I answered "I'm having sex right now!" two days ago, and that answer still applies.

Tantrically yours, Sting.

 

[Mary Ann]

I answered "I'm having sex right now!" two days ago, and that answer still applies.

Tantrically yours, Sting.

Ah, so you were typing that with your...never mind.