When did you last have sex?

[SPOCKED]

I made a delicious new meat sauce last night. I'm pretty sure I orgasmed during supper.

Spaghetti meat sauce, you pervs!

 

[milo bloom]

Last Sunday morning before the small fry awoke...

...oh, the joys of not having to trudge off to church on Sunday mornings.

Implying that, at some time previously, you did attend church on Sunday mornings? JOOC, did you change your religion?

Not really. Growing up we didn't attend church unless we were visiting out of state relatives (my dad's dad was a Church of God minister), and even as a youth, I felt them to be such a dreadful waste of a beautiful Sunday morning.

In the last few years, my wife and I tried going to a Unitarian Universalist church the occasional Sunday morning, but that still felt like it was cutting into our real life.

 

[AJBryant]

If the good ones are always taken is spoken by a single person does that mean that that single person isn't a good one?

>boggle<

You know, I never thought about that.

I did ask an ex girlfriend (a million years ago) if I was "good", though, and she thought so.

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Last century

 

[KJbushway]

Saying I would love to is like saying Africans Croc's like Antelope.
But I said I would wait till marriage or Since my ideal wife would be atheist, a ceremony like a wedding. (Is there something like that?)

 

[shivkala]

Solo or with 1 or more?

Call me crazy, I don't think it counts as sex if it's by yourself.

As George Michael said, "Sex is best when it's....one on one." Of course, considering the source, I'm not sure how much we should listen to him...

 

[TorontoTrekker]

Saying I would love to is like saying Africans Croc's like Antelope.
But I said I would wait till marriage or Since my ideal wife would be atheist, a ceremony like a wedding. (Is there something like that?)

Sure - it's called a commitment ceremony if you still do it in a religious setting. Or you can have a civil ceremony and avoid religion altogether.

 

[Aldo]

A little over two years ago. And it wasn't the most positive experience for me.

I suppose I miss it, but I'm the kind of guy that wants it to mean something. I'm not just going to jump into bed with random women just to get my rocks off.

 

[KJbushway]

Same here. good choice.
(sadly and at the same time Hilarious, no girl would do that with me, so its not like its an option for me)

 

[Garak]

My wife decided to give me some action and deal with my light sobbing afterwards roughly 28 hours ago.

 

[KJbushway]

that nice.

 

[AJBryant]

Last century

I feel your pain, my compadre.

 

[DimesDan]

Late yesterday morning and then early afternoon. I'm putting it in twice because she orgasmed one of those times, as did I.

 

[KJbushway]

I am surprised to find this thread, but thats over, I know now that anything goes. Now it makes me surprised that there isn't a what size do you prefer thread, or other sex related threads. Then again, the first topic maybe going a bit to far.

 

[Myasishchev]

My wife decided to give me some action and deal with my light sobbing afterwards roughly 28 hours ago.

This is my favorite response to this thread.

Now it makes me surprised that there isn't a what size do you prefer thread

I would be interested in the results of this thread. My hypothesis is that I am perfect.

 

[Goji]

Never - and I have next to zero interest in that changing.

 

[Peach Wookiee]

Never... since flying solo doesn't count.

 

[TrekNut87]

Never since the solo thing doesn't fly and I'm really waiting for the right guy to come along.

 

[DarkHelmet]

My wife decided to give me some action and deal with my light sobbing afterwards roughly 28 hours ago.

And then poof - you woke up.

 

[Infern0]

about 2 months, it's not been good times