When did you last have sex?

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous' started by The Bread Ghost, Mar 17, 2011.

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When did you last have sex?

  1. Never

    48 vote(s)
    20.2%
  2. More than 1 year ago

    41 vote(s)
    17.2%
  3. More than 6 months ago

    7 vote(s)
    2.9%
  4. More than 3 months ago

    4 vote(s)
    1.7%
  5. More than 1 month ago

    13 vote(s)
    5.5%
  6. More than 1 week ago

    37 vote(s)
    15.5%
  7. More than 1 day ago

    50 vote(s)
    21.0%
  8. More than 1 hour ago

    25 vote(s)
    10.5%
  9. More than 1 minute ago

    6 vote(s)
    2.5%
  10. I'm having sex right now!

    7 vote(s)
    2.9%
  1. Kestra

    Kestra Admiral Premium Member

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    None of your business!
     
  2. Jetfire

    Jetfire Guest

    Fo shiz! :bolian:
     
  3. Bears Discover Fire

    Bears Discover Fire Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    "Did"? What is this use of past tense, huh?
     
  4. Gepard

    Gepard Vice Admiral Admiral

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    This message sent from my iBed
     
  5. Guartho

    Guartho Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Sunday AND Monday night. Oh yeah.

    *watches all the single people stare at me in puzzlement as to why that warrants an "Oh yeah."
     
  6. The Bread Ghost

    The Bread Ghost variety is life Premium Member

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    Hey, there's a present-tense option. I'm nothing if not inclusive. :mallory:
     
  7. Bears Discover Fire

    Bears Discover Fire Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Too bad you can only vote in this poll once. :beer:
     
  8. Canadave

    Canadave Vice Admiral Admiral

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    A few days ago.
     
  9. Tiberius

    Tiberius Commodore Commodore

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    At the time of this post, more than a week ago. My girlfriend's has gone on a cruise. I got more than a month before she gets back...
     
  10. My Son the Vampire

    My Son the Vampire Vice Admiral Premium Member

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    Implying that, at some time previously, you did attend church on Sunday mornings? JOOC, did you change your religion?

    I did not have sexual relations with that woman!

    [​IMG]
     
  11. The Mirrorball Man

    The Mirrorball Man Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Fifteen years ago. It's a bit of a sore point.
     
  12. Danoz

    Danoz Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    New York, NY
    Few days ago.
     
  13. captcalhoun

    captcalhoun Admiral Admiral

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    everywhere
    2002.

    fuck me...
     
  14. Jar Jar Binks

    Jar Jar Binks Admiral Admiral

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    Is that an exclamation or a request? :lol:

    If it's the latter, sorry, you're not my type. :p
     
  15. Tiberius

    Tiberius Commodore Commodore

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    And then she said, "Lie to me! Tell the truth! Lie to me! Tell the truth!"
     
  16. Jax

    Jax Admiral Admiral

    I like how you started the sentance..."With somebody else?"

    :lol:
     
  17. I am not Spock

    I am not Spock Commodore Commodore

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  18. JarodRussell

    JarodRussell Vice Admiral Admiral

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    How many of those who had their last sex over a year ago are married? :lol:
     
  19. Myasishchev

    Myasishchev Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Apparently I'm a hypocrite if I don't. FINE.

    Anyway, I don't really remember. Chose more than 1 week ago; could be more than 1 month ago, but I believe it was not. I didn't write it down on my Tabula Coiti or anything.
     
  20. AJBryant

    AJBryant Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    1996.

    Gah.