Contest: ENTER TOS Caption Contest #312: A Russian Invention

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  1. CorporalCaptain

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  13. TrickyDickie

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    Thanks for the win, LH. :)

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  14. TrickyDickie

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    Slimer was old, and not quite his former self, but he was still very determined....

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    Chekov's addiction was driving him mad. His gum had lost its flavor and he'd stuck it on the wall. He needed a fresh supply, but he'd run out of coins to get more from the machine. Now he was in desperate pursuit of some of those 'officer quarters'....
     
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    Chekov: "I don't tink anyvone has dat capability yit."

    Uhura: You certainly don't!"
     
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    Chekov: "The apple!"

    Kirk: "The cucumber!!"

    Yeoman Landon: "The hair!!! "

    Choosing the best title for the episode had proven to be quite difficult....
     
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    Kirk: Chekov! Not THIS kind of shakedown cruise!
    Chekov: Captain! Two more torpedoes incoming!

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    Chekov: Captain. This is the garden spot of Ceti Alpha VI...
     
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