Contest: ENTER Voyager Caption Contest #244: The One Where Chakotay gets a Head Injury

[Orac]

Welcome to the all new Star Trek Voyager Caption Contest!

This contest will feature pictures from the 5th season episode of Star Trek Voyager: The Fight

But first here're the winners of the last contest..

The highly coveted Captain's Choice Award goes to @Leviathan with:

Star Trek Voyager: Wish.com version

After much deliberation Best Fart Joke goes to @tharpdevenport with:

Torres: "Unfortunately, your plan to have Tuvok simply just hold his farts in, did not work, as demonstrated by this animated sensor image showing the shock waves his fart created. There is structural damage."


@Laura Cynthia Chambers wins 3rd Prize with:

The crew finds out why Janeway never lets anyone see her before she's had her first cup of coffee.


@Oddish wins 2nd Prize with:

JANEWAY (v.o.): "Captain's log. Ensign Kim is recovering in Sickbay after surviving yet another Annual Torture Harry Kim Day. The Doctor anticipates only minimal scarring from the massive chemical burns he has received. With that done, the crew are preparing for the Annual Voyager's Most Inscrutable Face Contest. It is looking like a tight contest between Lieutenant Commanders Chakotay and Tuvok."


And the winner is @Nerys Myk with:

Janeway: So that's a Klingon IUD? Ouch!

Torres: Tell me about it!



Congratulations to the winners!

Here're th' new pictures..

Bonus Picture:

 

[Nerys Myk]

EMH: How many fingers am I holding up?
CHAKOTAY: What's a "finger?"

"Me am happy to welcome the Voyager to HTRAE"

 

[Oddish]

Yay! My story coda took the silver!

Thanks again for a new contest, Orac.

That moment when you hear that the ship you almost accepted command of... mysteriously vanished while hunting Maquis in the Badlands.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Who is the winner of the Fart Joke?

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

Thanks for third!

"When exactly did you start having these 'needs of the many' nightmares, Commander?"

"I want your honest opinions. Do I really look like a muppet?!"

"Yes, Captain, I do believe your face is beginning to, 'freeze like that'. Please stop."

 

[tharpdevenport]

Pictured below: orac deep in tough, still trying to decide the most coveted Fart Joke winner of the prior contest:

While possibly also sniffing his finger for some oddish reason.

 

[Orac]

Who is the winner of the Fart Joke?

I'm glad you asked, I deliberated long and hard and edited the OP to award the coveted prize.

 

[Oddish]

These contests wouldn't be the same without the fart jokes.