Contest: ENTER Voyager Caption Contest #244: The One Where Chakotay Gets a Head Injury

[Oddish]

JANEWAY: "It's starting to seem like different crew members have themes in these contests. Tuvok's always farting, Chakotay's made of wood, and Harry's endlessly being denied promotion. So what's yours, Seven?"
SEVEN: "Probably my butt."

 

[tharpdevenport]

Additional themes (that I have been running): Harry is secretly into guys, Mistress Janeway, Janeway has "old lady fingers", pop up penises, space diarrhea, Janeway's never-ending quest to screw over peaceful alien planets, nobody likes Neelix, the rarely referenced "Emergency Medical Holopenis" (or however I have previously named it), and the rarely used Torres is secretly a part-time lesbian (might not keep this one).

Some other user came up (I think) with the 7 of 9 Secret Hidfden Buttcam 3000 (my name) to spy on 7's butt, so that ma be a theme I continue when possible.

 

[Oddish]

Of course, I forgot the old lady fingers.

 

[Orac]

New contest! -- link