Contest: ENTER TOS Caption Contest #312: A Russian Invention

Discussion in 'Star Trek - The Original & Animated Series' started by LeadHead, Jan 1, 2019.

  1. Mr Soak

    Mr Soak Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Chekov: Welcome to Up Late with Ensign Chekov. Tonight, I will be performing a dramatic reading of War and Peace. Later on, I will be giving away Three Sisters. Not the Chekhov play, but a triple wedding.
     
  2. Mr. Laser Beam

    Mr. Laser Beam Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Chekov: Боже мой! My hairpiece really was designed by a little old lady from Leningrad!
     
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  3. tharpdevenport

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    "Again, Keptin, I am not ensign Ringo Starr."
     
  4. Tenacity

    Tenacity Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Chekov: "Captain, Queen Arachnia has caught us in her shrink ray, what shall we do?"
    Kirk: "As long as she doesn't send the spider people we'll ..."
    Yeoman: "Captain look, it's the spider people."
    Kirk: "Ah shit."
     
  5. jep

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    "So, Meester Spock thinks he can crop dust me and I vill do nothing? I vill kill that cossack!"