Contest: ENTER TOS Caption Contest #312: A Russian Invention

Discussion in 'Star Trek - The Original & Animated Series' started by LeadHead, Jan 1, 2019.

  1. Mr Soak

    Mr Soak Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

    Nov 20, 2001
    Mr Soak, [Redacted]

    Chekov: Welcome to Up Late with Ensign Chekov. Tonight, I will be performing a dramatic reading of War and Peace. Later on, I will be giving away Three Sisters. Not the Chekhov play, but a triple wedding.
  2. Mr. Laser Beam

    Mr. Laser Beam Fleet Admiral Admiral

    May 10, 2005
    The visitor's bullpen

    Chekov: Боже мой! My hairpiece really was designed by a little old lady from Leningrad!
    Last edited: Mar 4, 2019
  3. tharpdevenport

    tharpdevenport Admiral Admiral


    "Again, Keptin, I am not ensign Ringo Starr."
  4. Tenacity

    Tenacity Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

    Jul 14, 2016

    Chekov: "Captain, Queen Arachnia has caught us in her shrink ray, what shall we do?"
    Kirk: "As long as she doesn't send the spider people we'll ..."
    Yeoman: "Captain look, it's the spider people."
    Kirk: "Ah shit."
  5. jep

    jep Captain Captain

    May 22, 2005
    Southeast USA

    "So, Meester Spock thinks he can crop dust me and I vill do nothing? I vill kill that cossack!"