I'm flattered, I really am. But my commentary not worthy of even being mentioned in the same page as Squiggy's- I'm not worthy!!
And don't you forget it!
I'm dating an older woman!
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And don't you forget it!
Indeed.^I'll take it you only read the OP, huh?
^Let's just say that like all MB threads, if the original subject even lasts the entirety of the OP, it starts spiralling out of control very quickly. If you like poorly written soap operas, you might get a chuckle out of reading all 3 seasons of the MadBaggins saga.
^Let's just say that like all MB threads, if the original subject even lasts the entirety of the OP, it starts spiralling out of control very quickly. If you like poorly written soap operas, you might get a chuckle out of reading all 3 seasons of the MadBaggins saga.
Oh, well, better late than never. I had some insight on the OP and thought I should get in my dos centavos. 
Your offering pleases me.
This series and the shark have a strong "understanding" and have been jumping one another since Batgirl first came onto the scene.
Very true but what would I do without an update from time to time?
Well it's that or the cousin orchestrates a huge orgy to get everyone to open up and accept that the underlying sexual tension among them all is the root cause of the problems between all of the 'adults', and then they establish a rehab commune with the children in charge of the Kool-Aid fundraiser.
NO WAS HOSE-A AM I LETTING HER ON HERE.
And you know what, I'm sick of how my threads here always turns out. You all sound like you WANT stuff to go badly in my life so that you'll have something to laugh at. Like you take shameful joy out of my disfortune. The germans have a word for that (look it up, I can't remember it.)
Guess what, reality check, I don't live my life FOR YOU. I know some people live here on TrekBBS practically and I'm NOT JUDGING you for it but I'm not going to screw up my life just to amuse people!
Things are going pretty good anyway, thanks for asking. This is definitely the longest most serious relationship I've ever been in. Her ex has been by to see the kids but my girlfriend is still very much mine and not his. Things will stay that way. I think my heroic efforts on Valentine's day in particular won me such grace that I won't even have to try again with her for a month. But I WILL keep trying because that's how much she means to me.
SORRY if that disappoints any of you!
And you know what, I'm sick of how my threads here always turns out. You all sound like you WANT stuff to go badly in my life so that you'll have something to laugh at. Like you take shameful joy out of my disfortune. The germans have a word for that (look it up, I can't remember it.)
Guess what, reality check, I don't live my life FOR YOU. I know some people live here on TrekBBS practically and I'm NOT JUDGING you for it but I'm not going to screw up my life just to amuse people!
Things are going pretty good anyway, thanks for asking. This is definitely the longest most serious relationship I've ever been in. Her ex has been by to see the kids but my girlfriend is still very much mine and not his. Things will stay that way. I think my heroic efforts on Valentine's day in particular won me such grace that I won't even have to try again with her for a month. But I WILL keep trying because that's how much she means to me.
SORRY if that disappoints any of you!
She's screwing both of you, literally and figuratively.
I see we’re starting off well.
I’m sort of sick at how they start, but whatever. To each his own!
No!
No! Well…yes.
Hiter. The word you’re looking for is “Hitler”.
Yes you do. Otherwise you wouldn’t put yourself in such wacky situations the whole family can love!
Sounds like you are. But maybe it was just a FRAUDian slip.
Why stop now?
No prob.
I dunno. Let’s look at the list.
- Cousin: Amounted to “sex with cousin”.
- Blink: Amounted to “stalking blink”
- Batgirl: Amounted to “watching her have sex with your cousin on Christmas morning”.
- Those two random dudes: Amounted to blowjobs
Yup. I think this might be your most serious thing evar!
You thought the same thing when she went to see him and fucked him. Let me remind you:
Let me remind you of your masterful plan after she had hot sexy time with her ex:
I havent' told her I don't love her. That would be too obvious. Instead y revenge is a more subtle one, I'm trying to slowly undermine her confidence and break her, the way she broke me. I've started by dropping in a few remarks about her age, trying to make her feel old and useless. I don't think she's picked up on them yet but they're there in the atmosphere flying about and they will hurt her eventually.
Also the first chance I get I will cheat on her.
Bravo! Let me also post some proof of your everlasting love:
Open up your eyes everlasting love!
Indeed. That 8 year old is a jerk.
And now the good stuff:
That was WAAAY back on January 28th.
Because…if anything…women love complacency.
This week.
SORRY if that disappoints any of you!
I’m going to be honest…I am a little disappointed. But I know you’ll come around in the end.
Schadenfreude. You were thinking of Schadenfreude.
From now on look up your own damn words.
Seriously, you should.
!!!
The Germans have words for a lot of thinga. As do the French, the Chinese, the Spanish, the Russians and, well, everyone.
SORRY if that disappoints any of you!
I accept your apology and forgive you.
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