We've gone from a semi-entertaining story to an online blog or diary. I don't like blogs or diaries. 
I'm dating an older woman!
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Being the rebound guy always works out. ALWAYS.
Oh, and the kid is "weird". You should beat him mercilessly with an extension cord. It's your duty as a father.
but, but, he might kick back!
And not being interested in his gf's divorce seems kinda off, right? If he's planning on spending the next 60 years with this woman (after dating a couple of months), seems it would be more enjoyable if she wasn't another man's husband during that time (unless you're into that sort of thing).
Having a kid call you "dad" after a couple months of dating is kinda off as well. Can't imagine how bad of a "fuckface" the real dad would have to be for our own 20 year old, penniless, "Keep it in the family" MadBaggins to start looking like a gem...
And not being interested in his gf's divorce seems kinda off, right? If he's planning on spending the next 60 years with this woman (after dating a couple of months), seems it would be more enjoyable if she wasn't another man's husband during that time (unless you're into that sort of thing).
Having a kid call you "dad" after a couple months of dating is kinda off as well. Can't imagine how bad of a "fuckface" the real dad would have to be for our own 20 year old, penniless, "Keep it in the family" MadBaggins to start looking like a gem...
After 5 or so...a kid isn't going to attach to any man as "dad"...much less one his lush of a mom has only been seeing for a few months.
The kid probably hates him and is just toying with him. I did that.
A peek into Squiggy's childhood.
Was it a cheap little brown one you use "temporairly" for things like Christmas lights or one of those heavy-duty day-glo orange ones?
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I've tuned out. Someone send me a PM when something of interest actually occurs, like the mom sharing a motel room with her husband out of state "to save money" or something like that. Hell, even more drunk art would liven this up.
This is sweeps. Something HAS to happen.
It's not like any teen movie is going to convey that message.
I wonder where you got it from...And, newsflash: "being yourself" is usually not something that gets you much advancement in a career.
Extreme, but I can understand fearing the cousin.
"Breakthrough", really? Don't make yourself sound like a shrink. If you were one, (what an funny idea!) I would in the least be doubtful of your respect of the rules about confidentiality.
Don't mess him up. And stop bringing him up (in the thread, of course!
As if I could believe MadBaggins's bringing up "Chuck"!) if you don't want to read unpleasant remarks about him. Or write about something that calls more attention.You're the one posting about your personal life and exposing your loved ones on the Internet. You're living in Star Trek dreamland. Despite what you may believe, you aren't quite a grown-up. Each new update is more proof of it.
If the two of you didn't sound like a good enough match (from the little you revealed about your beloved), I would say that you aren't fit to be much more than a distraction to the 32-year-old mother of two.
Anyway, we all know you're the rebound guy.
If only we could have the girlfriend's point of view...
That isn't very wise if you're involved with her, "for ten thousands of years". BTW, with that kind of style, I'm beginning to wonder if Chuck (or his sister, or both) isn't the real author of this thread.
Man, life expectancy is the least of your worries. Next, you're going to compare yourself to Lord of the Rings characters. Sure, Aragorn dates an older woman and they both have long life expectancies. But at least he's an adult!
I can barely type I'm shaking so much. I don't know what to feel anymore. On the surface everything seems fine. But my core has been shattered like ice. I feel like crying but I'm too numb.
It started when my girlfriend got back yesterday. She told me how much she loved me and we embraced. We were ready for our bodies to entwine but I wanted to show her what kind of a man I am by asking her about her feelings and how it had went with her ex. She said it went well. She said they had finally reached a resolution, that their relationship had come "full circle" and she could move on with her life with me, forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever.
Then, while I was getting some orange juice, she casually mentioned that she had slept with him the day before.
I span around. I threw the oranage by accident as I did, all over her. She put up her hands like I was going to hit her. She was shocked. She yelled and sweared. THE KIDS WERE IN THE HOUSE THEY COULD HAVE HEARD. I cowered back. I COWERED. I was shocked at this. She asked where the HELL I got off throwing orange over her. I said it was an accident then hit back by asking her why she slept with that jerkosaur of an ex. She just stared at me as if I was stupid, as if I should just naturally understand.
She said she'd already told me, it was to provide resolution, to come "full circle". She said it was necessarily for the relationship to end so she could move on. She said she thought I'd understand that and that it was "quite normal" for adults to do things like this. QUITE NORMAL. HOW IS IT NORMAL. THEY'VE SPLIT, SHE'S WITH ME, THAT'S NOT NORMAL, GAH FUCK FfUCKSDF DNDLSF
Sorry. I'm punching my keyboard with my fist in rage here.
I didn't know what to say. She went on and on about how it was an "accepted practice" that she'd done with exes before (she married him young, how many could she have!?) and that if I'd had more relationships I'd understand. She made me feel like a naive child with no understand of adult relationships and I am NOT one of those! She was so convincing though that I almost believe myself that I was right that I had overreacted. She pointed out that her marriage to him hadn't been over until the final act of sexual dis-unity (as she called it.) She said now she was with me fully and would never sleep wtih another man, but as of yesterday she was still partly with him. I couldn't believe this shit.
But there was nothing I could do. She was so convincing. She had an answer for everything I said. And I still loved her, even in that moment. I cleaned up the orange juice and apologized.
We made love that night. She orgasmed but I could barely feel mine. She thinks we're closer than ever, but in my heart we're far apart.
I went downstairs at 4am while she slept and ate ice cream and silently wept.
I don't know what to do. I love her and the kids and I want to be with them. Was she right? Was it okay for her to sleep with the bastard? Am I just not adult enough? I don't know what to believe anymore. The world is so cynical. I'm an old romantic with the soul of a poet, I wasn't meant for this world.
It started when my girlfriend got back yesterday. She told me how much she loved me and we embraced. We were ready for our bodies to entwine but I wanted to show her what kind of a man I am by asking her about her feelings and how it had went with her ex. She said it went well. She said they had finally reached a resolution, that their relationship had come "full circle" and she could move on with her life with me, forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever.
Then, while I was getting some orange juice, she casually mentioned that she had slept with him the day before.
I span around. I threw the oranage by accident as I did, all over her. She put up her hands like I was going to hit her. She was shocked. She yelled and sweared. THE KIDS WERE IN THE HOUSE THEY COULD HAVE HEARD. I cowered back. I COWERED. I was shocked at this. She asked where the HELL I got off throwing orange over her. I said it was an accident then hit back by asking her why she slept with that jerkosaur of an ex. She just stared at me as if I was stupid, as if I should just naturally understand.
She said she'd already told me, it was to provide resolution, to come "full circle". She said it was necessarily for the relationship to end so she could move on. She said she thought I'd understand that and that it was "quite normal" for adults to do things like this. QUITE NORMAL. HOW IS IT NORMAL. THEY'VE SPLIT, SHE'S WITH ME, THAT'S NOT NORMAL, GAH FUCK FfUCKSDF DNDLSF
Sorry. I'm punching my keyboard with my fist in rage here.
I didn't know what to say. She went on and on about how it was an "accepted practice" that she'd done with exes before (she married him young, how many could she have!?) and that if I'd had more relationships I'd understand. She made me feel like a naive child with no understand of adult relationships and I am NOT one of those! She was so convincing though that I almost believe myself that I was right that I had overreacted. She pointed out that her marriage to him hadn't been over until the final act of sexual dis-unity (as she called it.) She said now she was with me fully and would never sleep wtih another man, but as of yesterday she was still partly with him. I couldn't believe this shit.
But there was nothing I could do. She was so convincing. She had an answer for everything I said. And I still loved her, even in that moment. I cleaned up the orange juice and apologized.
We made love that night. She orgasmed but I could barely feel mine. She thinks we're closer than ever, but in my heart we're far apart.
I went downstairs at 4am while she slept and ate ice cream and silently wept.
I don't know what to do. I love her and the kids and I want to be with them. Was she right? Was it okay for her to sleep with the bastard? Am I just not adult enough? I don't know what to believe anymore. The world is so cynical. I'm an old romantic with the soul of a poet, I wasn't meant for this world.
Bra-VO!
That sounds like a helluva long time. Does this include lives that may or may not occur after this?
No comment here, just, you know, yeah.
Dude, really? Would've been hard for the writers to have you cut yourself or drink yourself to near death? Ice cream? What the fuck?
About the you not being adult enough? Yes.
No -- retaliate with your cousin!
Am I just not adult enough? I don't know what to believe anymore. The world is so cynical. I'm an old romantic with the soul of a poet, I wasn't meant for this world.
And here comes the "I'm so suicidal" storyline. Blech.
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Well, at least you put an effort forth this time. Someone call Mallory!
Now for the critical commentary. You've slept with your cousin and an underaged girl because you liked her ass. How do you know what is normal in an adult relationship? Also, you slept with your cousin, stole her book, dumped her for an underaged girl, did drugs, faked religion, and plotted on ways to sucker your aunt out of money, and this is wrong to you? I would say she's learning from the bet, but you seem to be much better at these sorts of "bad things" than she is.
Now for the critical commentary. You've slept with your cousin and an underaged girl because you liked her ass. How do you know what is normal in an adult relationship? Also, you slept with your cousin, stole her book, dumped her for an underaged girl, did drugs, faked religion, and plotted on ways to sucker your aunt out of money, and this is wrong to you? I would say she's learning from the bet, but you seem to be much better at these sorts of "bad things" than she is.
Luckily you're not too numb to share you innermost feelings with a bunch of stranges! Bully for us.
Of course. Because saying "we hugged" wouldn't be poetic enough.
Translation: "We were gonna do it like apes but I wanted to score some points first so I got all emotional and shit."
If something goes "full circle" that means they're back to where they started. Which would be bad for you since back to "where they started" would be in love.
Breakup sex? Really? Pretty cliche.
You should've. A real man wouldn't take that shit!!! Lay down a stone cold stunner!!!
Since her poorly written and abduction prone son already uses the term "fuckface" in casual conversation, I don't think this is the worst of the continuity issues in this entry.
What was that?
Ah.
For future reference: No one in the United States calls orange juice "orange". Unless of course you were just getting a glass of oranges, in which I case I'd digress.
1. Jerkosaur?
2. It's always good to hit back. Nothing but sunshine and lollipops in your matrimonal future!
You mean you don't understand why she just stared at you as if you were stupid? I sorta do.
You keep using that term. I do not think that means what you think that means. Perhaps you're parrot phrasing or using FRAUDIAN slips.
Meh. I've done it before. I betcha the sex was AWESOME! Lots of hairpulling and slapping. Good angry sex. They might've even broken the bed.
Exposition.
Probably lots. She sounds like a whore.
You've had several in the last year and you've loved each more than the last so I'd say you're probably the Casanova of TBBS...if not the world.
No. Not at all. Any person who would sleep with their cousin, turn her into a lesbian and then "date" the local high school junior while using a cold stone stunner on one of them (I forget which and I don't care that much to to the reseach) is VERY well versed in the intracies of adult relationships.
Breakup sex
She probably at least alluded to this before yesterday, as it's understood that when you're seriously seeing someone you're not getting your jollies from any guy you meet. I don't think you can trust her. She deserves a haymaker.
Damn straight. You were the one who was wrong!
Then you're doing it wrong. Men don't need "feelings". We just need friction.
So she's a sucker on top of a manipulating whore? Boy...you've hit the jackpot!
Nuh uh. Silent wept LIKE A MAN!
Depends if she washed up between doing him and doing you. [/quote]
Meh.
Nope!Am I just not adult enough? I don't know what to believe anymore. The world is so cynical. I'm an old romantic with the soul of a poet, I wasn't meant for this world.
I have received the BagsSignal!
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I knew it! Damn that slut!MadBaggins said:
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