Didn't picture you as the kind of girl with a lot of incest-porn, CD. Interesting
I'm trying to broaden my horizons....
I'm dating an older woman!
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I'm trying to broaden my horizons....
I'm all caught up now. This season is a lot better than season two. I'm glad the incest returned (something I never thought I'd say).
So wait... you guys are sure this is actually happening?
As much as I wish it was real, it's clearly not.
Haha ok, cause I've read it all and... wow...
Aren't there enough episodes to make it to syndication?
Enough episodes to fill its own network.
The season is getting better. Will it be enough to save the series from cancellation?
I think so. This season is already three times as much fun as the last one.
As for people saying I should have "resisted" my cousin or even hit her, look, I had no options. I was drunk, I have a broken leg, she pushed me onto my ass. And I didn't want to make a big scene because someone would have heard. Can you imagine if little Chuck or lil' Lisa had heard screams and came up and seen her rutting on top of me? I would have never been able to explain that shit.
My cousin is like an animal. No, she's more. She's a force of nature. I can see now that she has a greater mind than even I thought. She sees herself as abover other humans. We are but expirements to her. Gay, straight, bi, she is above such concepts. Me, Batgirl, girlthing, Hippy Joe (a hippy she was fucking a few months ago), we were all just pawns in her game of human chess, pieces to be moved around and manipulated. She is like Hannibal Lector in many ways. I can't help but be awed by her.
After the bathroom incident I almost convinced myself that it was all a dream, a drunken imagining on the toilet, but in my heart I knew that it had really happened. This was confirmed a couple of days later when she sent me an obscene text message. She's sent a few more. Chuck heard my phone bleeping and almost picked it up. I snatched it fast and ran. She won't stop until I have filed whichever role she has for me.
I'm not surprised by anything she does anymore or anything that happens to me. I'm numb to it all. I know there's crazy people out there and they seem to keep intercepting with my life.
I'll tell you the truth, in that bathroom, even though as I said I couldn't get up, I still felt some enjoyment as she was touching me. I'm only human. I know that there is some darkness inside me too. But the world is a dark place. I don't feel guilty because my girlfriend cheated on me, remember. Sometimes I think I'm only with her for the kids. Those great kids!
Still, I'm going to try to avoid my girlfriend. My girlfriend and I are going to a party for new year's eve. This won't be like that time my cousin showed up at a party I was at and sang Avril Lavigne songs at me, she'll have no idea where we are. I think I'm going to have to try to connect to my girlfriend some more, because even though I love her more than life we haven't talked much lately with one thing or another. We will reconnect bringing in the new year. We also need to bring some more excitement to our sex lifes so we might have sex in this strange house, maybe do it hidden under coats in the bedroom, possibly while other people are coming and going, getting their coats. That would be hot. That would be adult.
Of course my stinking rotten goddamn fucking shit leg could get in my way. It will of course stop me from partying as hard as I might like. I think I hurt it again when my cousin shoved me in the bathroom, but I'm not telling the doctor. Even if I was left out my cousin what would I say, that I fell off the toilet?
It will heal up.
My cousin is like an animal. No, she's more. She's a force of nature. I can see now that she has a greater mind than even I thought. She sees herself as abover other humans. We are but expirements to her. Gay, straight, bi, she is above such concepts. Me, Batgirl, girlthing, Hippy Joe (a hippy she was fucking a few months ago), we were all just pawns in her game of human chess, pieces to be moved around and manipulated. She is like Hannibal Lector in many ways. I can't help but be awed by her.
After the bathroom incident I almost convinced myself that it was all a dream, a drunken imagining on the toilet, but in my heart I knew that it had really happened. This was confirmed a couple of days later when she sent me an obscene text message. She's sent a few more. Chuck heard my phone bleeping and almost picked it up. I snatched it fast and ran. She won't stop until I have filed whichever role she has for me.
I'm not surprised by anything she does anymore or anything that happens to me. I'm numb to it all. I know there's crazy people out there and they seem to keep intercepting with my life.
I'll tell you the truth, in that bathroom, even though as I said I couldn't get up, I still felt some enjoyment as she was touching me. I'm only human. I know that there is some darkness inside me too. But the world is a dark place. I don't feel guilty because my girlfriend cheated on me, remember. Sometimes I think I'm only with her for the kids. Those great kids!
Still, I'm going to try to avoid my girlfriend. My girlfriend and I are going to a party for new year's eve. This won't be like that time my cousin showed up at a party I was at and sang Avril Lavigne songs at me, she'll have no idea where we are. I think I'm going to have to try to connect to my girlfriend some more, because even though I love her more than life we haven't talked much lately with one thing or another. We will reconnect bringing in the new year. We also need to bring some more excitement to our sex lifes so we might have sex in this strange house, maybe do it hidden under coats in the bedroom, possibly while other people are coming and going, getting their coats. That would be hot. That would be adult.
Of course my stinking rotten goddamn fucking shit leg could get in my way. It will of course stop me from partying as hard as I might like. I think I hurt it again when my cousin shoved me in the bathroom, but I'm not telling the doctor. Even if I was left out my cousin what would I say, that I fell off the toilet?
It will heal up.
Hanibal Lecter
Lex Luthor
Sadam Hussein
The Joker?
Pussies.
There's only Cousin for mastery of all Evil.
Lex Luthor
Sadam Hussein
The Joker?
Pussies.
There's only Cousin for mastery of all Evil.
I don't think you know what that word means.
I don't think he knows what the word "means" means. Perhaps being cruel to multiple people?
Yeah, but there is always that Frisson of Doubt (note: name of next Bond film) that MB might REALLY be that clueless, which then makes this thread super scary.
And to quote the master:
This too has the potential to end well.
Personally, I think he's tried to sell it to the 'Letters to Penthouse' book series, but they rejected it, so he figured, what the hell, might as well see if someone would actually read this stuff...
Agreed. I actually tuned out midway through season 2 out of boredom. But having now read the last few episodes, I think I may just jump back on board!The season is getting better. Will it be enough to save the series from cancellation?
I think so. This season is already three times as much fun as the last one.
Where are all the past seasons? I tried searching for them on the board but they seemed to all be pruned...
So, which is it?
Ummm... hello! "Oh god, oh god, I'm being raped!" No matter what the media says, it happens to guys too. And if you really didn't want it to happen, that would explain everything away.
I love how this character has evolved. In season one, the big question was, "Should I fuck my mentally handicapped cousin?" and now it's, "Holy crap, she's fucking brilliant. Bow down and worship!"
Raise your hand if you didn't know that? Anyone? Did anyone think that he wouldn't enjoy schnozzing the cousin again?
No, you have no darkness in you what so ever. Everybody screws their cousins, screws underaged girls, does drugs, cons aunts, and everything else your saga has consisted of. Didn't you know that?
Ruh-ro. Another Fraudian slip... either A)You really want to avoid your girlfriend, or B) You want to think of cousin as your girlfriend. How cute.
No... I somehow doubt "adult" would be the correct term for it.
Hey, you did that to yourself. And, you could just amputate, it would get that stinking rotten goddamn fucking leg out of your way for good. No more breaking it!
I come bearing gifts:
We have the epic first season that started it all:http://www.trekbbs.com/showthread.php?t=38292
And then we have the decent season two:http://www.trekbbs.com/showthread.php?t=47611
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