Wait...Thames is black?
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Wait...Thames is black?
He is in my fanfics. He's also a furry.
By turning some characters into furries, putting myself in the story, and adding more characters.
I'm writing one right now about MadBaggins and Furry Thames teaming up with Batman and Uncle Jesse from Full House to fight against Voldemort and Bill O'Reilly. I'm trying to think of a way to fit Drizzt Do'Urden in there too.
Forget fan fiction, you should be on the writing staff.
Can you write some MB slash? I'm thinking of Matthew and Thames hooking up one stormy night at the cousin's house ...
I'd much rather see Batgirl hook up with Cousin.
At least this last episode had some action in it. My hopes for a cold stone stunner went up when he started chasing those guys but they were cruelly dashed.
Well, it was cold, the guys were throwing stones, and he was probably stunned when he broke his leg
The elements are all there, just not in the right order.
He's almost clever enough to have intended that. Too bad he can't ever break character. 
At least this last episode had some action in it. My hopes for a cold stone stunner went up when he started chasing those guys but they were cruelly dashed.
Well, it was cold, the guys were throwing stones, and he was probably stunned when he broke his leg
The elements are all there, just not in the right order.
I think when this series winds down we need to do some kind of Madbaggins interview/retrospective - what worked, didn't work, etc.
I think when this series winds down we need to do some kind of Madbaggins interview/retrospective - what worked, didn't work, etc.
And a clip show!
I think when this series winds down we need to do some kind of Madbaggins interview/retrospective - what worked, didn't work, etc.
And a clip show!
Do you mean like outtakes? I wonder how many attempts were made at the cold stone stunner before it was done right?
And no I don't know why I keep fixating on that...
Sorry, but last season's "I'm fooling around with my cousin with Aspeger's syndrome" storyline was better/more interesting, even if it was a bit sicker. 
Sorry, but last season's "I'm fooling around with my cousin with Aspeger's syndrome" storyline was better/more interesting, even if it was a bit sicker.
That was the first season. "Last season" was him trying to scam money of his "rich" aunt.
Well I nearly ruined Christmas for Chuck. I was talking to my friend from the gym on the phone. Obviously I'm not working at the moment so he was talking about stuff I could do in the meantime to make some extra scratch (money.) He suggest I could have become a department store Santa, even with a broken leg. It's too late for that anyway, but I said to him "no way would the store let me be a Santa, I'm too fucking real, haha!" Because let's face it, if I was a Santa I wouldn't be able to stop myself telling kids about the way the world REALLY works. I'm not going to feed them a fantasy, not after the shit life has thrown my way.
Anyway, Chuck heard me saying this. He looked shocked. I had assumed that he knew Santa wasn't real. I mean, I figured it out late, but I knew it by his age. I used to pull bears off Santas in front of the other kids and make them cry. I'm not proud of that now, but it was funny at the time, lol.
Anyway, Chuck said to me "what do you mean, the store LET you be a Santa?"
I said "Well, you know Chuck, the Santa's in the apartment stores aren't really Santa, they're his helpers." That line had worked on me for a while.
"I know THAT, everyone knows THAT," said Chuck. "But you're not one of Santa's helpers and he'd never pick you to be one!"
To be honest I was a bit angry that he'd say that. Why wouldn't Santa pick me? I wanted to ask him this but I decided to go easy on him and said "you're right, Chuck, I don't know what I was thinking.
The Chuck said "I hate you, I wish you'd broken your head instead of your leg!" and ran away. What a jerk. I don't understand it because I thought me and Chuck were getting really close. We talked later and I said sorry (EVEN THOUGH I DID NOTHING WRONG) and Chuck said he was sorry for saying he wanted me to die (that's not what he said the first time, WTF) and we hugged. Chuck explain that he was just sad because he wouldn't see his dad this Christmas and that he hadn't even seen Santa either and he'd been hearing "things" about Santa from the other kids.
I stupidly told him he might see Santa on Christmas. My plan was to dress up as Santa and fool him, but right afterwards I thought to myself "how am I going to fool him with my broken leg?" Damn it! I might take loads of painkillers and walk on my leg without my crutches just to fool him. That's how far I'd go.
Kids are hard work. You always have to be on guard and in "kid mode" when you're around them. I do a GREAT job 99.9999995% of that time, but it's just that other 5% that gets me.
Anyway, Chuck heard me saying this. He looked shocked. I had assumed that he knew Santa wasn't real. I mean, I figured it out late, but I knew it by his age. I used to pull bears off Santas in front of the other kids and make them cry. I'm not proud of that now, but it was funny at the time, lol.
Anyway, Chuck said to me "what do you mean, the store LET you be a Santa?"
I said "Well, you know Chuck, the Santa's in the apartment stores aren't really Santa, they're his helpers." That line had worked on me for a while.
"I know THAT, everyone knows THAT," said Chuck. "But you're not one of Santa's helpers and he'd never pick you to be one!"
To be honest I was a bit angry that he'd say that. Why wouldn't Santa pick me? I wanted to ask him this but I decided to go easy on him and said "you're right, Chuck, I don't know what I was thinking.
The Chuck said "I hate you, I wish you'd broken your head instead of your leg!" and ran away. What a jerk. I don't understand it because I thought me and Chuck were getting really close. We talked later and I said sorry (EVEN THOUGH I DID NOTHING WRONG) and Chuck said he was sorry for saying he wanted me to die (that's not what he said the first time, WTF) and we hugged. Chuck explain that he was just sad because he wouldn't see his dad this Christmas and that he hadn't even seen Santa either and he'd been hearing "things" about Santa from the other kids.
I stupidly told him he might see Santa on Christmas. My plan was to dress up as Santa and fool him, but right afterwards I thought to myself "how am I going to fool him with my broken leg?" Damn it! I might take loads of painkillers and walk on my leg without my crutches just to fool him. That's how far I'd go.
Kids are hard work. You always have to be on guard and in "kid mode" when you're around them. I do a GREAT job 99.9999995% of that time, but it's just that other 5% that gets me.
I say do it. What do the doctors know?
Somehow I doubt that it would take much for you to pull that off.
"Scratch" is a common phrase. I'm pretty sure most of us got that
Well, now, let's be fair. Life isn't throwing anything at you. It's Karma.
Uh-oh... Fraudian slips don't just take the form of sex jokes... they come in the form of any fantasy. Watch your back! Short-stuff is out to get you!!!
Nice. Make the leg worse for a promise that you realistically don't have to keep. Way to be a hero!
Apparently, the solutions to 100-99.9999995 or 100-5 is also kicking your ass.
With math skills like that, I can't imagine why you're unemployed.
What the fuck is "money?"
Luckily for Chuck, it's likely that both are broken.
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