I know, I remember reading it.... I just wanted to know if it had made it to canon status yet.
You have my vote, anyway.
You have my vote, anyway.
I'm dating an older woman!
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I actually saw the error after I'd posted it, but then I thought, "Naaah, it suits him".
An it seems archeryguy is now on the MB writing staff. Will he deliver us some spoilers???
"The" error?
HI GUYS! Sorry I haven't updated this year (have I?) Things have been totally HECTIC. So much has went on at home and in my head. I am constantly redefining what I am and where I am (emotionally.) It has been so hard to keep track of time. I'm ashamed to say I forgot about you guys for a long time. I only remembered when I watched part of a Voyager episode ("The Q And The Grey", absolute shit) on tv the other night. Sorry again.
Things have been nuts here. But I like it. Oh God I like it. I am meant for this kind of life. I'm not a drone like the rest. I will see and experience things 99.999999994% of the world won't even dream about. It can be hard, heart-breaking at times, but you havet to take the rough up the smooth. It is all part of life's rich tapestry.
Anyway, my cousin has been pretty much living in my girlfriend's house all month. At first it was quite calm. Too calm. I knew she was up to something in her huge mind, but she showed no signs on the outside. Even when me and her would be alone in the room together she wouldn't try anything. It was weird.
It almost drove a wedge between me and my girlfriend, but I was resolved to go on having a relationship with her, for Chuck and Lisa mostly. In truth I don't love my girlfriend (it took much soul-searching to realize that) but she loves me and she is good for me. We have a good life together and I wasn't going to throw that away like garbage. So I have went through the motions. I don't think she can tell the difference. So much of human emotion is probably faked. How can anyone tell? They can't.
My girlfriend is quite insensitive. She talks about her ex with my cousin sometimes. One time they were talking while I was behind some curtains looking for Chuck's belt and I heard my girlfriend saying she missed what her ex husband "could do in bed." Grr. But I was strangely calm. It's all meaningless. I have to tell myself I am above everyone else, that I am atune with the universe in a way my girlfriend does not understand...but my cousin might.
One day my girlfriend was out. My cousin was lying on the couch with her eyes closed, smiling serenely. Her shirt was so tight. I could not resist. I walked over and cupped her breasts in my hands. "They have grown," I said, which is true, though in truth she's just gained about ten pounds since we were last together. This is good because she was bordering on being too skinny.
She opened her eyes and said "yes, they have. Touch them again and I'll rip your nuts off and tell everyone what you did to me." I was scared for a moment, but I know it's just her mind games. Her love games. She continues to play.
Everything came to a head last weekend. My girlfriend took Chuck and Lisa away to visit her grandmother. She's really old (nearly 100 I think) and will probably be dead soon, so it was an important trip to make. I was left alone...with my cousin.
She took control right away. She wore that same tight shirt she'd worn the day I cupped her breasts.
"I'm having friends over," she said. "You can stay if you want, but you probably won't understand what we're talking about." Ha! As if. Of course I stayed. Her friends came. Two guys, two girls. I have to say, with the exception of Barry who has a beard they were all very VERY good looking. I was in awe for a moment. Even of Tom, and he's a guy and I don't normally even like guys...but wow. I had never met any of them before. I have no idea how my cousin met them. She has many secrets.
They talked about politics and music and science and stuff. Boring stuff. I could have joined in if I wanted. They got high too. I joined in with that. I had fond memories of Matthew (my girlfriend banned me from seeing him because he's homeless) and even of Thames as I did.
Then they all started having sex right in front of me. I was pleased to see my cousin doing sex things with Tom and Barry as well as with the two girls (I can't remember their names to be honest.) I always knew she was bisexual not full lesbian. I watched, then my cousin whispered something to them, then smiled and motion for me to join them. But when I went for my cousin she said no and pointed me to one of the other girls. I did sex acts with her. Then my cousin tried to make me do sex things with Barry. If it had been Tom then MAYBE, as high as I was, I would have given him a blowjob or something mild like that, but Barry? No way, Jose!
When it was all over and I was sitting on the front porch looking at the stars my girlfriend came over to me. She told me she owed me a debt of gratitude for opening her eyes about how the world really is. She said she's moved beyond me now and, in a way, I can see that she has. I felt sad. But I think cheating on my girlfriend with my cousin and her friends is the first step into a larger world. She told me that she's part of a larger group. I was stoned and missed some of the details, but she made it sound like the Hellfire Club from X-Men. I want to be a part of it.
But still, I want to protect Lisa and Chuck. I don't want them ending up like me, my cousin and indeed their mother. They are better than us. We are dark creatures. Innocence ones lost can never be regained.
Things have been nuts here. But I like it. Oh God I like it. I am meant for this kind of life. I'm not a drone like the rest. I will see and experience things 99.999999994% of the world won't even dream about. It can be hard, heart-breaking at times, but you havet to take the rough up the smooth. It is all part of life's rich tapestry.
Anyway, my cousin has been pretty much living in my girlfriend's house all month. At first it was quite calm. Too calm. I knew she was up to something in her huge mind, but she showed no signs on the outside. Even when me and her would be alone in the room together she wouldn't try anything. It was weird.
It almost drove a wedge between me and my girlfriend, but I was resolved to go on having a relationship with her, for Chuck and Lisa mostly. In truth I don't love my girlfriend (it took much soul-searching to realize that) but she loves me and she is good for me. We have a good life together and I wasn't going to throw that away like garbage. So I have went through the motions. I don't think she can tell the difference. So much of human emotion is probably faked. How can anyone tell? They can't.
My girlfriend is quite insensitive. She talks about her ex with my cousin sometimes. One time they were talking while I was behind some curtains looking for Chuck's belt and I heard my girlfriend saying she missed what her ex husband "could do in bed." Grr. But I was strangely calm. It's all meaningless. I have to tell myself I am above everyone else, that I am atune with the universe in a way my girlfriend does not understand...but my cousin might.
One day my girlfriend was out. My cousin was lying on the couch with her eyes closed, smiling serenely. Her shirt was so tight. I could not resist. I walked over and cupped her breasts in my hands. "They have grown," I said, which is true, though in truth she's just gained about ten pounds since we were last together. This is good because she was bordering on being too skinny.
She opened her eyes and said "yes, they have. Touch them again and I'll rip your nuts off and tell everyone what you did to me." I was scared for a moment, but I know it's just her mind games. Her love games. She continues to play.
Everything came to a head last weekend. My girlfriend took Chuck and Lisa away to visit her grandmother. She's really old (nearly 100 I think) and will probably be dead soon, so it was an important trip to make. I was left alone...with my cousin.
She took control right away. She wore that same tight shirt she'd worn the day I cupped her breasts.
"I'm having friends over," she said. "You can stay if you want, but you probably won't understand what we're talking about." Ha! As if. Of course I stayed. Her friends came. Two guys, two girls. I have to say, with the exception of Barry who has a beard they were all very VERY good looking. I was in awe for a moment. Even of Tom, and he's a guy and I don't normally even like guys...but wow. I had never met any of them before. I have no idea how my cousin met them. She has many secrets.
They talked about politics and music and science and stuff. Boring stuff. I could have joined in if I wanted. They got high too. I joined in with that. I had fond memories of Matthew (my girlfriend banned me from seeing him because he's homeless) and even of Thames as I did.
Then they all started having sex right in front of me. I was pleased to see my cousin doing sex things with Tom and Barry as well as with the two girls (I can't remember their names to be honest.) I always knew she was bisexual not full lesbian. I watched, then my cousin whispered something to them, then smiled and motion for me to join them. But when I went for my cousin she said no and pointed me to one of the other girls. I did sex acts with her. Then my cousin tried to make me do sex things with Barry. If it had been Tom then MAYBE, as high as I was, I would have given him a blowjob or something mild like that, but Barry? No way, Jose!
When it was all over and I was sitting on the front porch looking at the stars my girlfriend came over to me. She told me she owed me a debt of gratitude for opening her eyes about how the world really is. She said she's moved beyond me now and, in a way, I can see that she has. I felt sad. But I think cheating on my girlfriend with my cousin and her friends is the first step into a larger world. She told me that she's part of a larger group. I was stoned and missed some of the details, but she made it sound like the Hellfire Club from X-Men. I want to be a part of it.
But still, I want to protect Lisa and Chuck. I don't want them ending up like me, my cousin and indeed their mother. They are better than us. We are dark creatures. Innocence ones lost can never be regained.
I think we're good until Ted McGinley shows up.
much more in your head than in real life, I'd imagine?
yes, we've noticed the rewrites and continuity gags...
like the time you read the entire bible, cover to cover, in about 3 hours?
aside from sleeping with your cousin, I don't see your point. And more than .000000006% of the population probably has at least had a sexual fantasy about a cousin...
why, other than to advance the plot?
only makes sense if they are your kids, or you'd been dating for more than a couple months. Might wanna go back and rewrite the last couple seasons if you wanna continue this part...
What? I thought you loved her MORE THAN LOVE? Just like your last couple girlfriends, come to think of it. Maybe you should just call it love, rather than 'more than love'?
so did she, apparently, but you'll get to that in a minute...
Well, anyone that emotionally stunted might not be able to tell, but it's obvious for many people
and you're up for Most Sensitive Man of the Year, right?
remember a month ago, when you started having sex with your cousin while your gf was downstairs? That beats her talking about her ex
other than cartoons and Hamlet, has that ever actually happened? Hiding behind a curtain? Really? I'd have gone with 'in the other room' personally, but this fits your 'makes zero sense and kills the story' style.
Ah, there we go. Underwhelming sexual performance. When you learn from your cousin, there's bound to be that sorta problem.
she seems to agree with you
Above everyone else? How so?Huh? explain this part, because in 3 threads, and hundreds of posts, it has not been made obvious...
very sensitive on your part. Then again, you were upset that the gf talked about an ex, but you think grabbing an ex's tits is acceptable?
love games, sexual harrasment, rape, who can say? Let the judge decide, I say!
A gf who is about 30-35, and a grandmother that is 100? Unless both the grandmother and the mother waited until they were 40 or so to have children, that seems off a bit. By 15-20 years, give or take.
assuming you have friends other than thames or matthew, do you tell everyone the details of how you met? Do you consider that a secret?
sexing it up for the finale?
so you are happy to see your ex, whom you're still into and fooling around with, getting railed by 2 dudes?
Can't argue with this part, I guess. Didn't happen, but it spices up the story...
So you're bisexual as well, then? Unless you lean that way, not really enough pot or booze in the world to talk a dude into blowing another dude. MAYBE you could have gotten away with letting a dude blow YOU as a 'minor' thing, as you were really high, could have blamed the drugs, but when a dude blows a load down your throat, I'd imagine the word 'mild' goes away...
but she just left to see grandma! Was it a lie, so she could watch you cheat on her, and then almost blow a dude?
life with you is NOT how the world really is. Sorry.
like when she slept with her ex, for example...
a world of scumbags, cheaters, and incest-orgies...
Swinging X-Men?
which was evident by your bisexual incest orgy. Or the time you let a friend stay over, and he almost got you all killed. Or your drug use. Yep.
Thought you were above everyone? Not anymore?
can't argue that point. Could be lack of evidence, but would take a lot to top you.
you slept with your cousin in the beginning of the first chapter, so that was never an issue...
Sorry, it was my COUSIN who came up to me on the porch, of course. I don't know why I typed girlfriend.
As far as love beyond love..I was fooling myself into feeling something. But I will never be able to experience true pure love beyond love in a normal relationship. I know that now. That's where I have been going wrong.
As far as love beyond love..I was fooling myself into feeling something. But I will never be able to experience true pure love beyond love in a normal relationship. I know that now. That's where I have been going wrong.
I thought your cousin was your girlfriend. 
*pulls out her Official Companion and her commentary podcasts*
*pulls out her Official Companion and her commentary podcasts*
I see Fonzie and the shark have both come back for another lap.
When ratings are down we up the sex. What is this, The L Word?
It took what you considered a shitty episode of Star Trek to remember we were here? That's hurtful!
I would up that figure a wee bit. I'm pretty sure no one but you has ever dreamed up anything like the last 3 seasons.
God, too many jokes, so little time! 
Well, I guess even paranoid people have folks out to get them...
So you say for the next couple of paragraphs.
Yeah. Cause you haven't topped that one at all.
This set of lines here... it makes me almost want to cry. Not good tears either. Bad ones.
Huh. I was under the impression that this already happened.
I'm impressed that you finally used a phrase right. Good going, sport!
Yep. Cause that right there is a huge secret.
And here goes Mr. "I'm bound and determined to preserve this relationship!!"
How so? I'm almost afraid to ask...
Wow. You are raping everything I love. First you compare yourself to Dr. House. Then you compare your cousin's prostitution ring to the X-Men.
Well, so far you've done a great job!
Ruh-Ro! Do I smell another Fraudian slip?!?
Only thing that was missing was a stone cold stunner.
That was one weird episode.
Continuity even more shot to shit than usual.
Maybe next time he'll take the rough up the smooth.
(Gets in before Squiggy. Errrr, into saying that, not... ewwwww)
I laughed, I sighed, I wish it would go away...
... but it'll keep dragging me back...
Continuity even more shot to shit than usual.
Maybe next time he'll take the rough up the smooth.
(Gets in before Squiggy. Errrr, into saying that, not... ewwwww)
I laughed, I sighed, I wish it would go away...
... but it'll keep dragging me back...
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