Meh, that was 10 years ago.
I'm dating an older woman!
- Thread starter MadBaggins
- Start date
- Status
Meh, that was 10 years ago.
Hmm... you're right. They do have similar facial features...How about me as a king?
Eh?
Are you dancing with yourself in drag?
Which, you're hot by the way.
Could they be... cousins?!
The shocking truth about squiggyfm comes to light! He feels guilty over his past indiscretions and takes it out on MadBaggins.
It all makes sense now!
Last edited:
The crown does explain his unnatural attraction to cooleddie... 
The crown does explain his unnatural attraction to cooleddie...
It explains a LOT of things, actually.
Before I clicked I thought to myself "I bet this is that angry German kid."
Good stuff, but I'm astonished he didn't use a Cold Stone Stunner on her. I kept waiting for it.
Also, we really should have previews for the next episode. I hate being left hanging like that.
Also, we really should have previews for the next episode. I hate being left hanging like that.
The sequence of events over the past few seasons have been interesting. He first came here asking if he should bang his really hot cousin. For who knows how many pages, it was almost a unanimous, "No! Don't do it!!!" In the end, he did do her, and then spent the next umpteen number of pages describing the drama which was MB Season One. In season two, he came here asking how to scam his aunt out of money. We all sa, "No! Don't do it!!!" with the occassional cousin joke mixed in. He then spent the rest of the season talking about everything he was trying in order to get the money. At this stage in the game, it's just like shooting fish in a barrel.Then it's as I suspected: why bother? Last night, I considered PMing MB to tell him to read my posts. He seems to be only the most self-centered person on the board by far. Then it's really dumb of him to complain about the comments if all he's doing is offering himself up to us like we're just an audience. He should know better than that!his credibility disappeared when he ignored everyone who wrote in the thread up to that point (It's also considered fun to remind him of exactly how many times he came here asking for advice only to blatantly ignore it).
I'd like to point-out, we also told him to avoid the banging the underage girl (Batgirl), he did. We told him to avoid Red, and they made love in bakery (made loved used loosely -- like, ah, nevermind to easy). We also told him to stop Stone Cold Stunning people, which after several thousand posts he seems to have taken to heart (though, it's very sad, I'll admit).
-nobody
-nobody
^I know! The one bit of advice he takes from us is the advice that gets rid of his most useful drama-inducing tool!
Regardless of your opinion of the story/ decisions/ actions, make sure to focus on that aspect and not the poster.
Thanks.
Carry on.
What's the fun in that?
Did I just get a friendly warning about MadBaggins? Me?? After my heroic efforts to be nice and understanding to him? I don't f***ing believe it.
He doesn't read me anyway.
Double standard.
Nothing I said was undeserved or extreme. I can't say the same of everybody.
I take note of the advice, though. We don't want to get carried away and break board rules, do we?
*laughing off the side of my face*
I still contend that that was the actual 3rd season, but cut short due to the writers' strike.
I'm surry for not replying to you, ira75. I've been very busy and stressed. It's still difficult to type.
Thank you for all the messages of support everyone who has sent them, both here and in this thread.
I was still number for a long time after the dreadful thing happened, but now I've almost accepted it. The world is a horrible place. There are no rules. You can do whatever you want to get ahead as long as you can get away with it. There's no point being good. There's no reward. There is nothing but transiet pleasure. I intend to feel pleasure as often as possible. I had sex with my girlfriend again without caring about her or her needs, just treating her as a piece of meat, as a non-human, someone who wasn't even laive. It felt great.
I still do care about the kids. Maybe that's just sentimentality and I should get over it. Maybe they're holding me back. But I love those little guys. I'm sticking with my girlfriend ONLY for them, to give them a good life for now.
I havent' told her I don't love her. That would be too obvious. Instead y revenge is a more subtle one, I'm trying to slowly undermine her confidence and break her, the way she broke me. I've started by dropping in a few remarks about her age, trying to make her feel old and useless. I don't think she's picked up on them yet but they're there in the atmosphere flying about and they will hurt her eventually.
Also the first chance I get I will cheat on her.
Thank you for all the messages of support everyone who has sent them, both here and in this thread.
I was still number for a long time after the dreadful thing happened, but now I've almost accepted it. The world is a horrible place. There are no rules. You can do whatever you want to get ahead as long as you can get away with it. There's no point being good. There's no reward. There is nothing but transiet pleasure. I intend to feel pleasure as often as possible. I had sex with my girlfriend again without caring about her or her needs, just treating her as a piece of meat, as a non-human, someone who wasn't even laive. It felt great.
I still do care about the kids. Maybe that's just sentimentality and I should get over it. Maybe they're holding me back. But I love those little guys. I'm sticking with my girlfriend ONLY for them, to give them a good life for now.
I havent' told her I don't love her. That would be too obvious. Instead y revenge is a more subtle one, I'm trying to slowly undermine her confidence and break her, the way she broke me. I've started by dropping in a few remarks about her age, trying to make her feel old and useless. I don't think she's picked up on them yet but they're there in the atmosphere flying about and they will hurt her eventually.
Also the first chance I get I will cheat on her.
All Seeing Eye
Admiral
Holy shoot! is this thread still going. 
What is it with Madbaggins threads that make them last so long.
What is it with Madbaggins threads that make them last so long.
Yes! Best thing I've heard here in a while, MB. Go for it! And please, DO THE COUSIN AGAIN!
Thanks for the direct address, MadBaggins. Even the typo of my name is appropriate for later events of last night.
Sorry you fell out of love. It must have been a hard fall, from so high.
But anger is a bad counsellor. PLEASE do not take too much revenge. Strike that. Do not take revenge at all. If only for the kids you care for so much. What hurts a mother hurts her children.
She already lost your love and respect, isn't that enough?
She obviously had no idea of the extent of the hurt she was going to inflict you. She was as innocent as you, just in a different way.
How can you talk of "staying for the children" as if you were a husband or stepfather and childishly plot vicious revenge, eye for an eye, at the same time? She didn't do it in full awareness.
Whatever you mean to do is completely intentional and hardly forgivable for that reason.
And cheating for cheating is both really low, and asking for trouble.
Grow up! You sound like a child with a sex life. Do you know how disturbing that feels? Yikes.
Sorry you fell out of love. It must have been a hard fall, from so high.
But anger is a bad counsellor. PLEASE do not take too much revenge. Strike that. Do not take revenge at all. If only for the kids you care for so much. What hurts a mother hurts her children.
She already lost your love and respect, isn't that enough?
She obviously had no idea of the extent of the hurt she was going to inflict you. She was as innocent as you, just in a different way.
How can you talk of "staying for the children" as if you were a husband or stepfather and childishly plot vicious revenge, eye for an eye, at the same time? She didn't do it in full awareness.
Whatever you mean to do is completely intentional and hardly forgivable for that reason.
And cheating for cheating is both really low, and asking for trouble.
Grow up! You sound like a child with a sex life. Do you know how disturbing that feels? Yikes.
- Status
Similar threads
